Only Straight Man At Pilates Class Really Doing A Good Job At Killing The Vibe
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA straight guy at a predominantly female Pilates class is doing an amazing job at killing the positive and supportive vibe today.Finance broker...
Shrinkflation Having Its Perks Now That Local Man Can Fit Hot Cross Buns Into Toaster
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local man is finally finding himself thankful for shrinkflation after being able to successfully run his hot cross bun through the toaster...
Worksite Turns Into Episode Of 7.30 Report As Tradies Start Talking Election Betting Odds
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTTools are officially down as tradies from a local construction site have gathered around to form some sort of impromptu political panel show...
Supermarket Deli Attendant Retires To The Coolroom For A Few Slices Of Stolen Ham
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A quiet truce was struck between the frontline and the back-of-house this afternoon as a local deli attendant disappeared...
Local Woman Finds Herself Thinking About Fleetwood Mac’s 1982 Live Performance Of ‘The Chain’ Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has yet again found herself thinking about the 1982 live performance of ‘The Chain’ by Fleetwood Mac, which she...
Stressed Millennial Woman Finds Solace In New Streaming Platform That Has All Her Favourite Comfort TV Shows
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has had a ‘little win’ this week, after discovering that all of her go-to comfort shows and movies are...
He Doesn’t Know It Yet But The Family Dog Will Eat Three Easter Eggs This Weekend And Financially Cripple The Family For The Next 12 Months
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local Golden Retriever is currently lying on the back patio chewing his own tail with no idea he's...
Local Man Posts A Single Photo Of His Basic Lunch With Heavy Filter, In A Nod To 2012 Instagram
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local man has taken a trip down memory lane by posting a photo of his lunch with a heavy filter, paying homage...
Bloke Holding Up Giant Fish In Dating App Photo To Show These Sheilas He Can Provide For Them
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has today hit back at critics who call his Hinge photos ‘cringe’, stating that how else will a sheila...
Millennial Bloke Who Likes Dating Emotionally Unavailable Women Can Trace It All Back To Shego
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has experienced a stunning breakthrough this week, after realising his lifelong attraction to emotionally unavailable women may stem...
