“Let Me Tell You About The Bond Market” Says Man Who’s Been Listening To A Few Podcasts
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A local man has tonight seized the rare opportunity to explain the global bond market to a group of...
Year 11 English Teacher Ridiculed For Not Having Bright Coloured Eccentric Glasses
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA Year 11 English teacher has been slammed by the community, teacher, parents and students alike for not wearing a bright pair of...
Local Man Insists He Likes His Mean-Spirited Nickname
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A well-known figure in Betoota's fabled Old City District has today reaffirmed that he is completely fine with the...
Woman Who Needs To Dissect Breakup For The 46th Time Finds Patient Friend In ChatGPT
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who’s just two months out of a breakup has discovered a new bestie with ChatGPT, having come to the realisation...
Tonight’s TV Audience Of First Leaders’ Debate Divided On Performance But United On Volume Being Set To 44
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The first televised leader's debate between Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has left viewers split...
Boldly Unique Woman On Dating App Breaks Conventions By Revealing She’s Into Coffee, Dogs And Travel
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week broken dating conventions, by revealing on her Hinge profile that she’s quite into coffee, dogs and...
Local Man Finds Himself Wondering What, If Anything, Goes On In This Part Of The Country
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A red-blooded Queenslander has paused this afternoon and wondered what goes on in a part of the country he's...
Trump Makes A Powerful Enemy Out Of Australian Woman Who Wanted To Go To Europe Over Winter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAussie women who were planning on having a European holiday this year have declared US president Donald Trump as public enemy number...
Woman Who Hated PE Realises Exercise Can Be Fun When You’re Not Being Picked Last For A Team
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who spent a good portion of her twenties hating sports has come to the conclusion that doing sports isn’t actually...
Fitzroy Man On Hinge Date Hastily Switches To Cold Brew After Seeing His Date’s Order
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA local man found himself in uncharted territory after severely misjudging the tone of his Hinge date at a trendy Fitzroy cafe.
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