Best Mate’s Little Brother Way Better Value Than Best Mate
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A recent report by all the lads has found that Bozza's younger brother, Bomber, has actually grown into a real cracker of a...
Perth Girl In London Could Only Live In Sydney Or Melbourne If She Moved Back Like Seriously
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After a year of not eating as much as she should and spending most of her commission-based marketing paychecks on public transport and...
Bloke Secretly Puffs Vape At Pub To Avoid Being Caught By Bar Girl Who Is Also Secretly Vaping
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As the rise of legally grey and potentially dangerous nicotine vaping devices continues to tear through schools and workplaces without any of our...
Optus Hacker Believed To Have Been Cryogenically Frozen Since 1967 Before Asking For $1m Ransom
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Federal Police can today reveal updates in their investigation into the Optus Cyberattack, with new information suggesting that the hacker had performed time...
Motorist Who Queued For 2 Hours To Save 20c Per Litre Blows Savings On 2-for-1 Balsamic Red Rock
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Local motorist Ross Mince (55, school sports coordinator) woke up at the crack of dawn this morning to catch the last of that...
AFP Reveal Optus Hacker May Have Breached User Data While Getting A Blowie With A Gun To His Head
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After ten years of dragging the chain on privacy protections to focus on tweaking religious discrimination laws, the Australian Government is today panicking...
Ray Hadley Acting Like A 19-Year-Old Art Student Who Just Heard Someone Use The Wrong Pronouns
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As the Australian's media obsession with impressing the British Royal family continues, it has become evidently clear that the conservative 'free speech' warriors...
Local Hubby Pays Tribute To His Own Queen By Telling Her He’s At Half-Mast As Well Babe Ha Ha Ha
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The world continues to commemorate the late monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, who died at her Scottish estate at the age of 96 last...
Australian Royal Mint Begin Drafting New ‘Wingnut Coins’ Capable Of Fitting King Charles’ Ears
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With the passing of Queen Elizabeth II overnight, the outpouring of mournful tributes are soon to be replaced by a landslide of logistics.
Firstly,...
Irish Mates Processing This News Very Differently
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Australia's loyal monarchists are paying tribute to Queen Elizabeth II today with flowers and photographs, as the world comes to grip with the...
