UK Prime Minister Liz Truss Pulls A Mal Meninga
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Liz Truss will become the shortest-serving prime minister in Britain's history after simply pulling a runner from her new duties before they even...
Brisbane Pub Owners Concerned Over Growing Trend Of Dads Getting Their Queenslanders Raised
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If you've ever been to Brisbane and wondered to yourself 'where the fuck are all the pubs?' - don't worry, you aren't imagining...
Overwhelmed Local Woman Could Use Another One Of Those Snap Lockdowns
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Keeley James (29) never thought she'd see the day where she missed being incarcerated in her home under public health orders
Almost a year...
Friendly Courier Has No Idea That He’s Become The Scapegoat For Office Toilet Skid Marks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A betrayal of the highest order has taken place in Betoota’s Old City District as an entire office comes together to blame the...
Report: Mate Just Go The Works I Reckon
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by everyone in your local takeaway shop, and everyone waiting back at home, reckons that you will definitely not regret...
Gina Rinehart Responds To Concerns Raised By Australian Netballers: “Shut Up And Dance, Servants”
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Netball Australia will not be turning its back on a multi-million dollar sponsorship lifeline from Gina Rinehart's Hancock Prospecting - despite the very...
Scotty Gets First Corporate Speaking Gig Opening For Willie Mason At Revesby Honda Dealership AGM
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Former Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today ended the speculation on what the fuck he plans to with himself career-wise, after nuking...
Forgotten Victims Of La Niña: Bricklayers Wives Say Sex Life Suffering After Months Of Rain Days
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As river towns and beach suburbs across Australia are busy sandbagging and battening doors, it looks as if the nation's south-east will be...
Did You Know? Every Couple Years The NRL Combines Both Origin Teams Into An ‘Australian’ Rep Side
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With the 2022 NRL Grand Final now in the rear view, rugby league fans around Australia were under the impression that they would...
Naarm Settler Begins Adult ADHD Rebrand After 2 Years Condemning Everyone’s Behaviour In Lockdown
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The Northside of Melbourne is currently awash with book clubs, lycra cyclist outfits and pottery wheels - as the city's urban elite come...
