Local Woman Makes The Horrifying Mistake Of Having A Look Inside Her 8-Year-Old Electric Kettle
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An early-thirties woman from the Betoota Flight Path District has today learnt that boiling water three times a week in the $20 electric...
Unexpected DM From Hometown Bully Means She’s Either Looking For Goss Or Pitching A Pyramid Scheme
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A cold inbox from a woman who once made your life hell can only mean two things, it has been confirmed.
Betoota expat, Tink...
Camilla Partners With Qantas To Delay All Flights To Noosa And Cairns By Half An Hour
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With severe rainfall expected across the eastern states over the next week, travellers can expect another wave of cancelled and delayed flights.
However, it...
Apprentice Catching A 5:00am Bus With All Of His Tools Has 3 Months To Think About What He’s Done
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A local apprentice tradesman who was spotted catching a 5:00am suburban council bus - with all of his tools and a packed lunch...
Soft Cock Albo Appoints A New Governor-General Who Hasn’t Even Completed Basic Weapons Training
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For the first time in a decade, the Governor-General of Australia will not be a former member of the Australian military top brass.
Prime...
Young Fella’s Night Out Dampened By Realisation That A Pint Costs Equivalent To 1 Hours Pay At The Pizza Shop
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As the politicians and music industry continue to rack their brains as to why Splendour In The Grass 2024 was cancelled after 20...
Good Coffee Finally Arrives In The Bush As Town’s First Homosexuals Open A Cafe Called ‘The Hub’
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Good coffee rural has finally arrived in the rural Queensland town of Yawannagokunt – a remote and stoic community of roughly 8,000 people...
Local Bloke Suddenly Overcome By Unquenchable Thirst After Realising He Has 4 Days To Bounce Back
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A Betoota City Worker has suddenly registered that tonight, of all nights, has the potential to be the loosest of the year.
27-year-old Jai...
With 3 Major Music Festivals Cancelled, Aussie Musicians Just Thankful For A Supportive Pub Scene
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Splendour in the Grass 2024 was officially cancelled by the event's organisers yesterday afternoon - in an announcement that paints a grim picture...
Bloke With Really Niche Taste In Copyright-Violating Remixes Yearns For The Youtube To MP3 Days
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A Spotify user with an exceptionally niche taste in copyright-violating remixes has expressed a longing for the simpler days of converting YouTube videos...
