Bloke That Forgot To Take Friday Off Has Multiple Ghost Encounters In Empty Workplace
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In a strange turn of events, local office worker Callum Birch (32), who forgot to take Friday off ahead of the Thursday ANZAC...
Best Distraction From Current News Cycle Found To Be Getting Pissed Under A Timber Queenslander And Listening To Violent Soho
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With endless misery and tragedy in the local news cycle, escalating global conflicts, and a noisy political landscape - Australians are feeling as...
Big Chungus Spends Millions To Make Sure Everyone Knows He Raped Someone
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A big chungus has used millions of dollars of other people's money to essentially broadcast the fact he raped...
Veteran School Teacher Left Speechless After Being Told He Has L Rizz
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In a bizarre turn of events that has left the entire teaching staff scratching their heads, a veteran teacher was rendered speechless after...
Light Strumming Of Acoustic Guitar At Coastal Restaurant Gives Millionaire Neighbours Some Purpose In Life
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Opening a restaurant in this economy can be a daunting process.
The cost of supplies, expertise and bureaucratic government certifications makes for an expensive...
Report Finds That People Who Send Their Kids To Steiner Schools Also Had Weird Pets As Children
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The parents of Steiner school students who drive big vans and grow their hair a little bit too long are also the type...
Gen-X Man In Need Of A New TV Misses The 90s When You Could Buy Heavily Discounted Electrical Goods With Cash From A Bloke In The Pub Car Park
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Like most of Betoota's Gen-X men, Ben Chairsilver (49) is fairly quiet.
Unlike the cranky millennialls and constantly outraged baby boomers. He keeps his...
Empty 5-Bedroom Home Owned By Interstate Boomers Actually Looking Prime For A Raging House Party
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A perfectly good 5-bedroom home that sits vacant within walking distance of a local railway station and shopping centre, might be put to...
Rogan Bro Carrying On About Solar Eclipse Like It Wasn’t Adequately Explained By Astronomers 3000 Years Ago
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A modern man who has found himself increasingly fascinated by 'the power of the universe' and diets that contradict everything he's ever learnt...
SA Tourism Demands Nation Stop Saying ‘Radelaide’ Like That’s Worse Than ‘Serial Killer Capital’
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South Australia's tourism authorities have asked the media to refrain from using "Radelaide" and "the City of Churches" to describe Adelaide, following the...
