QLD Premier Says Damage Caused By NRL Magic Round Will Help Speed Up Olympics Developments
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The resilient people of Brisbane have been left to pick up the pieces today, after welcoming more than 140,000 rugby league to their...
Report: Just Nationalise Sportsbet You Pussy
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As the sunshine disappears behind the icy rain of an unseasonably bitter winter, the current cost-of-living crisis could not be more front...
Federal Budget Aims To Diversify Local Manufacturing Beyond Outer-Suburban Rental Properties
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Australian Treasurer Jim Chalmers is an inch away from a full-blown dummy spit this week, after his third Federal Budget was openly ridiculed...
As Well As Not Paying Tax Or Royalties, Mining Companies No Longer Have To Pay Humans To Drive Trains
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In news that only accidentally made it in to the papers, it seems the all-powerful multinational mining corporations have begun a rapid automation...
Coworkers Now Blatantly Coming To Work With Exact Same Symptoms We Lived In Fear Of For 3 Years
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With this year's flu season kicking off earlier than usual, it seems that the nation has simply made peace with the fact that...
Caloundra Boomers Enraged To Learn About Plans For Sunshine Coast To Have Decent Public Transport Options
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An army of the Sunshine Coast's erratic post-war Australians have today declared war against the Labor Government that they brought into power with...
Beef Week First-Timer Cops Life Ban From The Criterion After Ordering Surf And Turf, Hold The Turf
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An agribusiness nerd who has spent the week annoying Queensland cattlemen in Rockhampton with his creepy intensive farming technology has finally been told...
Solar Panel Installer Can Fucken Yarn
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Anyone out there who is in desperate need of a week's worth of small talk should consider getting solar panels put on their...
Mate Asks If You’ve Seen This New TV Show Everyone Is Talking About On One Of The 8 Major Streaming Services That Have All But Replaced Free-To-Air Broadcasts But...
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Some idle suburban chit chat has fallen flat today, as two mates attempt to talk about the new thing.
What they've found - as...
“Ya Know George Miller Was Born George Miliotis?” Says Every Single Uncle At Greek Easter This Year
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For the nearly half a million Greek Australians who identify as Orthodox Christians, the release of George Miller's new action-packed road thriller couldn't...
