Fortescue Metals Celebrates Pride Month Authentically With A 50k Bar Tab At Stonewall Foam Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Not one for hollow gestures, Australian billionaire Twiggy Forrest has this week shown the rest of the corporate sector how to be an...
BETOOTA TALKS: Richard Clapton On Being The First Aussie Rock Star (Part 1)
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His voice has been the soundtrack for Australian house parties and road trips for half a century, so it makes sense The Betoota...
Liberals Panic Now That Their Former Treasurer And Life Member No Longer Controls Half The Media
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One of the most unspoken conflicts of interest in Australian politics comes to an end this week, as the former Liberal Treasurer...
The Minimum Wage Has Increased In Line With Inflation. This Cafe Owner Is Now Struggling To Afford The Repayments On His Audi SQ5
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Not all cafe owners have a 6-year loan with a 25% balloon payment on an Audi SQ5. But this...
“Wait Just Let Me Finish Brekky” Says Local Traffic Marshall
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Irish and Brazilian girls that make up the vast majority of Betoota's roadside traffic marshalls have today been treated to some...
Corporate Sector Exhausted From Caring So Much As Reconciliation Week Clashes With Pride Month
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Not even a year after they undermined The Indigenous Voice Referendum by slapping their filthy logos onto as much YES campaign material...
Mate That Is Least Likely To Ever Leave His Comfort Zone Claims That He’d Be Keen To Go Camping
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A man that cannot stomach a night out in a suburb more than 15 minutes away from his preferred pub, has today...
Former Angsty Nineties Teenager Exhales In Relief That Everything Worked Out For Hailie Mathers
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A white middle class Australian man, whose most formative teenage years fell upon him during the turbulent late 1990s, can finally relax...
ABC Really Connects With Suburban Viewers By Interviewing Pink-Haired Leftie Freak About Cost-Of-Living
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With fearless news coverage of the current economic downturn, the national public broadcaster has only affirmed it's place within the hearts and...
Bowls Club Life Members Board Full Of No Nonsense First Names
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT
Whilst the country continues to endure a wave of needlessly eccentric baby names, one cherished place in Betoota continues to act...
