Local Dad Willing To Try Anything Except Change His Diet To Help Speed Things Up On Throne
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A spoonful of cod liver oil under the tongue is the newest woo woo to brace the Colby household in Betoota Heights this...
Bartender Decides Young Fellas Have Had Enough After One Of Them Starts Doing The Biden Stare
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As the publican at one of Betoota's truly lowest joints, Bernie Power knows that some people treat his business as nothing more than...
Report: 95% Of Caboolture Claims To Have Been One Of The 20 People At Keith Urban’s First Gig
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As Queensland's most succesful recording artist Keith Urban announces the release of his 12th studio album, the people of his hometown are as...
Report: Biden Would Not Pass HIA
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Everyone except Donald Trump's staunch supporter base are horrified today, after getting a close look at the man who is supposed to be...
“14 Years I’ve Waited For This” Says Assange, Pouring Mushroom Sauce Over Crumbed Steak At Page Tavern
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The nation's capital has become the scene of fanfare overnight, as 52-year-old freedom of speech defender Julian Assange begins readjusting to life outside...
Sleepy Country Town With Undefeated 2nd Grade Football Side Must Have An Abattoir
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Yawannagokhunt, a two horse country town east of Betoota has this week maintained their bizarre footballing statistics:
An average first grade footy side, and...
Liberals In Such Disarray Their Former State Treasurers Now Rely On Labor For Jobs After Politics
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With the Liberal Party now in opposition in every government on the mainland, the once lucrative employment opportunities for former Coalition MPs appear...
Former Trolley Boy Peter Malinauskas Tells Adelaide Teenagers To Keep In The Fucken Car Park
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South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has today condemned the actions of the teenagers at the centre of an affray in Westfield Marion, and...
Running Clubs Just A Poorer Millennial Version Of The Lycra Phase Their Parents Went Through
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It appears that after spending their early adulthood in lockdown, and their teenage years staring at a phone screen, Australian millennials have discovered...
Katter Says He’s Not Opposed To This Nuclear Reactor Plan So Long As It Remains Nationalised And We Get Some Bang For Our Buck But No Doubt Dutton And...
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Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton has today unveiled his long-awaited Nuclear Power plan that nobody really asked for.
The Coalition will pledge to build...
