Family Struggling To Take Drivers License Off Grandpa Now Sympathising With The US Democrats
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Former US House speaker Nancy Pelosi has this week publicly casted doubts on President Joe Biden's ability to win a second election against...
NSW Premier Says He’s Not Going To Ban Greyhounds Because A Lot Of People Fucking Love That Shit
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NSW Premier Chris Minns has declared that his government will not shut down greyhound racing in his state - because he's not as...
Man Wishes He Could Remember Wife’s Phone Number Instead Of Top 10 Pro Skaters Of The Late 1990s
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A local 40-year-old has today accepted the fact that he no longer has the ability to memorise anything off by heart.
This comes after...
Bloke Frustrated About Being ‘Stuck In the Friend Zone’ Probably Not As Frustrated As The Woman Whose Only Male Friend Just Tried To Slowly Lean In For An Open...
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One of Betoota's most hopeless romantics has had to go back to the drawing board today.
Franklin (not Frank!) Thistlethorpe (32) can once again...
9 Photos Of Dane Gagai In Maroon That Will Make Every Blues Fan Admit NSW Don’t Get Origin
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Maroons veteran Dane Gagai is back in the Queensland squad ahead of next week’s decider, after earning a recall to the Origin arena...
Australian Media’s Dependence On Real Estate Listings Causes Sydney Asbestos Scandal To Vanish
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Australia's two media most profitable media brands are coming into the new Financial Year at full steam, while every other new publisher undergoes...
School Holidays Have Officially Started As Grandson Of Turkish Barber Pulls 9 Hour Shift On Broom
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Local Betoota Flight Path District resident, John Carbonne (56) has today received confirmation that it's not a good time to visit the beach.
This...
Uncle Raised On Russell Coight Struggles To Connect With Nephew Raised On BestWorksiteDeaths66
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The generational divide between Gen-Z and everyone else was on full display at a Betoota Heights family get-together over the weekend.
This comes after...
Senator Fatima Payman Quits Labor To Join Australia’s Only Truly Multicultural Party
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Labor's Fatima Payman is expected to confirm this afternoon that she is leaving the party, but will remain in Parliament as a senator.
The...
Experts Say Housing Crisis Could Be Solved Instantly With A Return Of The Glorious Blonde Brick
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Australia’s catastrophic housing and rental crisis has officially rendered Australia's three largest cities completely unaffordable to the average single-income family, and barely affordable...
