Major Hotel Chains Quietly Stop Hosting Australia Day Events As They Don’t Draw A Crowd Anymore Because This Needlessly Mythologised And Alcohol-Fuelled Celebration Of Chest-Beating Patriotism Is An Increasingly...
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As Peter Dutton ramps up his culture wars by refusing to stand in front of the Aboriginal flag, the Liberal Party and NewsCorp...
Christmas Party Hijacked By Filo Workmate’s Cunning Plan To End Up At Karaoke
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A work Christmas Party in Betoota's Old City District is looking very likely to descend into hours of regrettable singalongs.
The team at Betoota...
Sorry China, The International Airport And New Roads Won’t Be Necessary… Because PNG IS JOINING THE NRL!!!
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In breaking news that has completely undone several decades of China's soft power diplomacy in the South Pacific, it can be confirmed that...
Man Transported Back To 2006 After Hearing Distinctive Whistle Of Nerf Vortex Over Head At The Beach
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A local man has transcended through the laws of quantum physics and found himself teleported to the year 2006 after hearing the distinctive...
Commuter Officially A Grown Up After Being Overcome With Rage At The Little Cunts Not Standing Up For Old Ladies
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The circle of life continues today, as a once flippant little brat transforms into a cranky older citizen.
This caterpillar to butterfly moment was...
Oh Fuck Yeah: The Scissors Are Gliding
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The frustrating task of wrapping Christmas presents has just become very worthwhile.
This comes as one local Betoota resident suddenly remembered how damn good...
Dad’s Christmas Cheer Dampened By The Knowledge That He Really Needs To Get Cracking On The Deck
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There won't be any bloody Christmas at this rate.
That's what a local Betoota Heights dad has come to terms with.
56-year-old Safety and Systems...
Sydney Sweeney To Star As The Starbucks Waitress in Rom-Com About UnitedHealthcare Assassination
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Hollywood has been quick to get moving on the production of a semi-biographical blockbuster based on the last week's news cycle.
This comes as...
At Least The Cicadas Are Having Fun
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As Australians enter the final few weeks of the calendar year, and prepare for a holiday season that has been dampened by global...
Dad Rushes To Stop Cashed Up Miner Son From Impulsively Buying Every Cousin A 50-Inch For Christmas
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A local Dad has today had to intervene to stop his youngest son from showcasing his full-blown financial illiteracy to the entire extended...
