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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Qantas has found that turbulence is far less likely on a flight if you are feeling fresh and hydrated. It also found that having a hangover increases the likelihood turbulence by 2% for every schooner you had on an empty tummy the night before The new study, which was commissioned by QANTAS CEO Alan Joyce to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Liz Truss will become the shortest-serving prime minister in Britain's history after simply pulling a runner from her new duties before they even really began.While Liz Truss is not directly responsible for the death of Queen Elizabeth, there are many Brits who will never forgive the Tory party for allowing their beloved Monarch’s funeral to be hijacked by...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you've ever been to Brisbane and wondered to yourself 'where the fuck are all the pubs?' - don't worry, you aren't imagining things. The entire concept of a 'local watering hole' was almost demolished in the late 1980s, after the State Government brought in laws that only gave bottle shop licenses to existing licensed venues. Overnight, the Woolworths...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Keeley James (29) never thought she'd see the day where she missed being incarcerated in her home under public health orders Almost a year since the last Queenslander snap lockdown, the Betoota Heights-based retail worker is now back in the swing of things. This means she's being abused by customers, has a calendar jam packed with weddings, and lives her...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A betrayal of the highest order has taken place in Betoota’s Old City District as an entire office comes together to blame the mess in the bathrooms on their most friendly courier.  Known for delivering packages and smiles, An Hanh (68) is a beloved courier who services the delivery needs of Old City District PR firm Souls Aren’t Us.  In...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by everyone in your local takeaway shop, and everyone waiting back at home, reckons that you will definitely not regret shelling out an extra 3 bucks for the works. This nearly universal sentiment comes after centuries of trial and error found that, unless you're a vego, or you're fasting ahead of a blood test, or you're...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Netball Australia will not be turning its back on a multi-million dollar sponsorship lifeline from Gina Rinehart's Hancock Prospecting - despite the very clear concerns that the players have with this kind of whoring from the board members. For nearly a decade, the mining billionaire heiress has financially supported international Australian sporting teams and the Olympians, which is probably...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today ended the speculation on what the fuck he plans to with himself career-wise, after nuking the Liberal Party's chances of ever regaining government for the next twenty years at the 2022 Federal Election. It seems Scotty may not be that satisfied with his initial plans to just simply be a backbencher...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As river towns and beach suburbs across Australia are busy sandbagging and battening doors, it looks as if the nation's south-east will be experiencing unprecedented rainfall over the next few months. Meteorologists are protecting eight weeks straight of heavy rainfall from Adelaide to Melbourne. Meanwhile Sydney City has recorded it's wettest year in history - and it's only October. La...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2022 NRL Grand Final now in the rear view, rugby league fans around Australia were under the impression that they would have to wait until next Winter before they saw anymore football on their screens. However, this is not actually the case! For the next few months until Christmas, footy fans are about to embark on what is...