Entire Pub Blinded By Man’s First Day Out Wearing Shorts Since June
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A local self-confessed 'jeans guy' has today unveiled his disgustingly pale legs, after deciding it is now warm enough to wear shorts.
After deciding...
Report: Wet Steel, We’ll See You On Monday
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With rain battering down from Noosa to Bega, grub bosses across the country have been informed that due to the wet steel, there...
Local Woman’s Persistence Pays Off As Boyfriend Becomes Emotionally Invested In The Bachelor
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Local man, Toby Kovacs has raised the suspicions of his girlfriend this week.
The local boyfriend and engineer from Betoota Heights has done...
Local Woman’s 2019 Tough Mudder T-Shirt A Stark Reminder Of How Fit She Once Was
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Gwen Harmison has never been one to shy away from her achievements.
Whether they be academic, career or extra-curricular, Harmison has always been...
Big Things Ahead For Local Rock Band After Drummer Gets His Own Car
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Things are on the up for a local Betoota band this week, after their drummer finally got a drivers license...
Yoga Instructor Offers Medical Advice
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After graduating from a three-week yoga course in Nepal about six months ago, local yoga instructor Keeley Bindley feels confident in offering medical...
Uncle Tony X Returns From Koori Knock Out All Loved Up With A New Tongan Missus
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UNCLE TANE: In a similar fashion to some of his closer Coalition allies, Uncle Tony X has today declared that he has found...
Hurley Issues Cease And Desist Letter To Prime Minister Morrison
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Multinational surfwear brand, Hurley International, has today sent in lawyers to demand that Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison stops wearing their products immediately.
The...
Drought Ravaged Queensland Farmer Says Riverfire Was Awesome And Worth Every Cent
A QLD farmer has revealed that last nights Riverfire display “looked sick” after seeing photos on the internet today.
Stefan McGrath, a cattle farmer in...
Queenslanders Starting To Think They Might Be On The Wrong Side Of History Tonight
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The heartland of Australian rugby league, who have been surprisingly absent from this year's NRL finals series, have realised that the team they...
