Funeral Celebrant Acting Like They Were Mates
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A local master of ceremonies Keiran Bruny (44) has today attempted to mislead 100 funeral attendees into thinking that he was close mates...
Boyfriend ‘Love’ Reacts Photo Of Girlfriend That She Made Him Retake Well Over 50 Times
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Social media user Ellen McConnie (26) is satisfied with the performance of her latest photo upload which has currently received 56 reactions including...
Brisbane Oktoberfest: 40,000 People Embrace Opportunity To Get Pissed In A Massive Tent
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Local Brisbane girls, Kelly, Kylie, Kiralee and Kyra (all 25) say they are really excited to experience a bit of Australiasian-German culture.
The four...
Prime Minister Morrison Proposes Using Great Barrier Reef As Giant Billboard For Napisan
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today backed the Queensland State Government's plans to allow the powerful stain removal multinational Napisan Vanish to use...
“No Uncle Tony, We Can’t Project Indigenous Incarceration Stats On The Opera House” Says Jones
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Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has today been left with a bitter taste in his mouth, after his confidante, 2GB shock jock...
Barefoot Recommends Keeping Savings In Buried Biccie Tin Following Banking Royal Commission
One of the country’s last respected financial figures has finally spoken out today, with fresh advice on how to keep your money safe, following...
Awww: Sydney Trying To Act Like They Are Above Putting Billboards On Landmarks
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The Harbour City of Sydney has today tried their very best to assure the country that it has a bit of culture, stil.
The...
Alan Jones Bullies Opera House Into Promoting His Mate’s Gumtree Ad For A 2008 Landcruiser
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The gambling-sponsored state of NSW is currently undergoing fierce debates over controversial plans to use Australia’s most iconic piece of architectural ingenuity as...
“I’m A Vegetarian” States Morrison Halfway Through A Chicken Parma
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Against Rupert Murdoch’s better judgement, the public is learning more about Prime Minister Scott Morrison who recently stated he is a vegetarian while...
Non-Gay Fashion Photographer A Creep By Default
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Fashion photographer Ian Brettoner (32) may have travelled the world for his craft, but no matter which corner of the globe he visits...
