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Overnight Train From Brissy To Sydney Not Exactly The Hogwarts Express

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Some overseas train enthusiasts have discovered that Australia doesn't really champion the romance of rail in the same way they do elsewhere in...

This New WFH Shit Ruins Unemployed Mate’s Day At The Beach

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local stay-at-home man is unhappy with society's normalisation of work-from-home culture, after noticing that his local beach isn't completely empty during a...

Boyfriend Only Really Needs Constant Access To Wikipedia/Google Maps And He’s All Sweet

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Betoota woman, Lilian Mack (30) has grown to accept that her boyfriend, Pete (31), doesn't actually need a phone. As a man that sucks...

Giant Stinky Flower Gives Sydney Something To Do

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact For the first time since 2014, inner-city Sydney is the place to be! In the midst of the closed down shopfronts that once hosted...

Brisbane Hot Enough For Locals To Start Visiting Public Libraries

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Queensland's heatwave is set to peak today, with locals praying for a cooler change to sweep through for the long weekend. In Brisbane, temperatures...

Dutton Misses Out On A Full Week Of Culture War Headlines Thanks To January 26 Falling On A Sunday

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton's hopes for beginning 2025 with a bang have been neutralised by a cruel glitch in the Gregorian calendar...

Australian Chickpea Farmer Quietly Excited About A Potential Trade War Between Trump And India

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australian grain growers are this week watching US President Trump's every move with baited breath. Every tweet and every press conference. The wildly unpredictable...

7 Types Of Liberal Party Candidates Currently Fighting For Pre-Selection In Suburban Australia

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Ever since their stellar efforts in convincing Australians to reject an Indigenous Voice, the Liberal Party has been gaining momentum as legitimate challengers...

Bunnies Fan Could Give A Fuck About Any 2025 Predictions After Seeing That Video Of Trell And Wayne

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Penrith Panthers dynasty is over. The Bulldogs Premiership window has closed. The Broncos, Cowboys, Sharks and Storm can all get fucked. Because Latrell is...

“It Was Good While It Lasted” Sighs The Rest Of World As Americans Come Roaring Back To TikTok

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The world has let out a collective, melancholic sigh - as the US government and TikTok do a 180 on their US ban. This...

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