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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former PM Scott Morrison's storied resume is making life very hard for the Robodebt Royal Commission this week - with over 60% of the livestream screen dedicated to his past portfolios. Scotty From Marketing is directly implicated in this scandal, as he was the Social Services minister when this cruel program was devised and launched. He was Treasurer when...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The old days of new parents using unconventional spelling for traditional names are behind us, it has been confirmed. This disappointing news has been delivered by the Australian Bureau Of Statistics, in a recent report that found children with glorious bogan names like Rybekkah and Jayydhen are gradually thinning out, making way for a new era of creativity amongst...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right around the country, ATAR results are begging to filter through for the 2022 school leavers. It's the day many have been waiting their entire early adulthood for. The day they find out if all this pressure that was put on them by their parents and educators is worth it. Will they get the exact mark they wanted to...

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you sick of not getting paid as much as your male colleagues just because you’re a woman? Tired of your male counterparts getting that promotion even though you’re more qualified and experienced? Angry at constantly being interrupted by men only for them to repeat back to you what you’ve just said? Welcome to...

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT When I was a kid we didn’t have betting apps and we certainly couldn’t bet with mates. We had to walk 5 miles down to the nearest bookies and bet individually with physical cash money. None of this ‘credit cards’ beeswax. It was a lonely, isolating experience. Society was sick as a result. In...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian newspapers continues the hysterical coverage of the fictional post-pandemic phenomenas of 'quiet quitting' and 'CBD avoidance' - there is one very real collective movement that both Australia's media and political classes are actively trying to not talk about. The fact that millions of landlords around Australia have handed their tenants a 90 day notice to vacate...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There's some exciting news for Destination NSW and entertainment fans today, with revelations that a popular TV show could be coming to Australian shores. The hit show White Lotus has apparently accepted a bid from a famous Byron Bay resort to host its upcoming 3rd season. The popular program based around rich people going to absurdly luxurious resorts...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was 100% expected, the genius investors that make up Australia's post-war landlord caste have this week begun making immediate steps to pass on the RBA's interest rate hike to their tenants. This has resulted in a sudden wave of movement within the rental market, as baby boomer property investors around the country refuse to take even the slightest...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent survey of confectionary enthusiasts has found that the 'Moro' chocolate bar holds up on it's own, and deserves to be available as an individual choccie at the front counter of the servo or woolies. For years, the Morro has only existed as the completely unmarketed black-wrapper addition to the greater Cadbury Favourites stable. However, this new report conducted...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man Ken Dollrig (28) has today spent 10 minutes analysing perhaps the most unnecessary Spotify Wrapped data of the entire year. In fact, the only thing that he learnt this year was that there is a genre of music known as 'adult standards' - something that Ken is not known for having when it comes to dating -...