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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian TV soap opera institution 'Neighbours' is back. In a big way. Word has spread that the programme's new series reboot will be including American soap royalty, Mischa Barton, in an effort to revitialise the suburban Melbourne story arcs with a bit of California love. It is not yet known if Barton's character will bring with her all the...

MARIO STRADLATER | Global | Contact After a string of unsuccessful hinge dates, and a disastrous experience on the illuminati dating platform Raya, it appears the recently single 'Roo' Murdoch has called in the big guns. Put simply, he has decided to start utilising his global media empire to push the earth’s climate towards it’s irreversible tipping point, only to ensure that hot girl summer...

MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact After abruptly calling off his engagement to Lesley Ann Smith with the wedding only months away, villainous right-wing media mogul turned interesting Succession muse, Rupert Murdoch has emerged from his Medeterranean-Revival-style cocoon of solitude as one of nature’s most majestically, maligned creatures: the Fuckboy. Mr. Murdoch’s long-time housekeeper, Octavio Sparrow (38), informed the Advocate that it comes after his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In episode 3 of the their fourth and final season, HBO's Succession may have just produced the finest on-screen hour since TV's golden era of Sopranos and The Wire. The series, which centres around the detached and nerve-wracking tribulations faced by a fictional 'media family' that echoes both the Murdochs and the Packers, has delivered audiences the most...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton can today exhale in relief, after formally ending his own ideological paralysis when it comes to addressing the socio-economic issues faced by Aboriginal people - and finally being able to show his true colours. The Liberal Party has today announced it will formally say NO to the federal government's model for an Indigenous...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local gweilo, Jeremy Eggman has once again blown away his greater social circle with his bizarre artillery of facts about their own cultures. As the random white dude in a group of entirely Asian friends, Jeremy well and truly fits the part with his flamboyantly dyed hair and uniform of K-Pop merchandise. While the nationalities differ between his Asian...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Saturday's shock win for Labor at the Aston’s by-election looks to paint a grim picture for future of the Liberal party. This comes as Anthony Albanese and his new trade unionist MP, Mary Doyle won the ALP another seat in the lower house. Melbourne's aspirational eastern suburbs swung away from the once safe Liberal alternative by more than...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Senator that gifted the Australian people with some of the memorable and tax-payer funded political geniuses in political history is once again baffled by her party's inability to retain or at least control her members. Pauline Hanson is back in the news this week, condemning her own colleagues, and is once again unable to provide any...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Proof that all views from the top of a family tree are rose tinted, local Nana Imna Grange (78) has described her degenerate incel gaming addict of a grandson as ‘good with computers’. Although she suspects she might still be correct about the internet being a fad, Nana Grange still has technology adjacent requirements as everything is connected to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An all-knowing oracle of child-rearing has today personally intervened to stop a baby from crying on a 1 hour flight. This comes as a flustered young mother struggles to get her 6 month to sleep in an aeroplane cabin full of 129 adult humans. On her first flight since giving birth to baby number 3, young mother Kylie Brent (36)...