Bill Shorten Floats The Idea Of Asking For A Recount Of 2016 and 2019 Federal Elections
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Former Labor Leader Bill Shorten is back in the spotlight today, after making a rather curious request.
The loser of two federal elections...
Scotty From Marketing Appoints Special Prosecutor To Investigate Alleged War Crimes
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In some news from the capital of the country, Australia's Head of Marketing has announced a big bad prosecutor to investigate allegations of...
Stressed Out Christian Porter Books A Table At Manuka Public Bar To Blow Off Some Steam
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One of Parliament's most embattled Ministers has called it a day this afternoon.
Christian Porter is sick of all the drama and invasive gossip...
PM Skips Church Today After Turning Off His Christianity Until Liberal Sex Scandals Die Down
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The Prime Minister has today made a bit of a personal compromise, and put aside his faith for a little while.
Speaking from...
Golf Drivers Correctly Stereotyped As Danger To Society
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Just as your aunt always says on Christmas ‘stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.’
Although unaware, Volkswagen Golf driver Ryan Pulicino (35) was about...
Hot Mess Gladys Carries Her Heels For 5 Kilometres After Uber App Crashes At Randwick
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The first Tuesday in November is coming to a close for most people around the country, with the Melbourne Cup run and done....
Newtown Girl Who Labelled Queensland Dumb Rednecks Last Year Now Praising Them For Being Smart
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A Sydney based inner-city post-grad Arts student servant has today heaped praise upon a former foe.
Bethany Cunningham has thanked the people of...
Report: Melbourne’s ‘African Gangs’ Must Have Been Behaving Themselves During All This Hey?
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During what surely is the most stressful time for anyone not directly involved in hostile warfare, it is becoming increasingly obvious that the...
Government About To Hit A Trillion In Debt Still Acting Like $52 Million Gas Plan Will Save Us
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The Federal Government has today quadrupled down and confirmed that a 'gas led Covid recovery plan' is the way of the future.
Prime...
ScoMo Brands Chinese Government Looney Inner City Lefties For Putting A Ban On Our Coal
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The Chinese Communist Party is today having a good hard look at itself after some stern words from our Prime Minister.
Scott Morrison...
