Former Acting Premier James Merlino Takes Union-Mandated RDO Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former Acting Premier of Victoria James Merlino is enjoying a union-mandated rostered day off (RDO) today after months of...
Joel Fitzgibbon Getting Nervous After NSW Labor Fail To Win Seat They Haven’t Held Since 1910
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Federal Labor backbencher Joel FitzGibbon has threatened to walk away from his own party for the 356th time this morning, after learning that...
Government Set To Meet Climate Targets By Giving 10 Billion To Dying Fossil Fuel Industries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today assured the nation, and the world, that we are on track to meet our climate obligations.
Speaking after...
Albo Busts Into Five Dock Barber Demanding To Know Who Owns The Sick Berlina 5 Litre Out Front
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Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has today demanded answers from local community figures regarding that mint condition 5 litre Holden Berlina sedan parked on...
Government Asks Youth To Use Their Retirement Savings To Prop Up Hyper-Inflated Property Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Federal Government is calling on the nation's young people to take on six to seven figures of debt...
States Ask PM To Lend Them Tamil Family Detention Facilities To Help With Quarantine Effort
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
State governments have today publicly demanded the Prime Minister do more to help with the quarantine effort.
After handballing the vast majority of...
International Trade Back On As Scotty Tees Up Meeting With Nigerian Prince
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced a lucrative new plan that will see international trade booming once more.
According to the self-titled Larrikin-In-Chief,...
Christensen Praised By Coalition For Finally Doing Something That Improves Their Election Chances
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Controversial Nationals MP George Christensen has announced he will not run in the next election, a move that has been praised by the...
Christensen Quits Politics for Heavyweight Boxing, Calls Out Gallen for A Thrilla in Manila II
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Australia's very own Member for Manilla has sensationally announced he will be walking away from politics to pursue a career in boxing.
The...
“Inner City Types Won’t Dictate Carbon Policy” Says PM Who Must Think Rupert Lives In Bourke
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The nation's Prime Minister has come out all guns blazing this week, and laid down a plan for what our future looks like....
