PM Finishes Year On Low Note: “Merry Christmas To All, Except Anyone Who’s Ever Criticised Me”
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After a horror final sitting week in Parliament House, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has been unable to stop himself from engaging in...
Liberals Deny Talent Is Running Thin As Entire Cabinet Replaced By Nameless Morrison Lookalikes
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In the space of 24 hours, the Liberal Party has lost three of their most senior Cabinet Ministers, which is exactly the opposite...
Christian Porter MP Resigns From Federal Politics To Spend More Time With His Lawyers
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In a bizarre turn of events, one of the most malignant Fortunate Sons within the Morrison Government has decided to actually make a...
Nation Holding Great Hope For Cultural Change After Liberal Senators Make Dog Noises At Jacqui
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The country has breathed a collective sigh of relief this morning after confirmation came through that our politicians have taken the Jenkins report...
Parliament Staff Rush To Make Harassment Claims Now Before Anti-Trolling Laws Silence Them
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With news breaking that a staggering one out of three parliament staff members has experienced harassment, those who have been victimised by the...
Government Gets Stuck Into The Big Issues By Ensuring Religious People Can Freely Talk Shit
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As the nation grapples with the social and economic fall out of the spicy cough and a raft of other minor issues, the...
PM Says State Premiers That He Left To Solve Pandemic Should Stop Interfering In People’s Lives
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The first Prime Minister who was able to make Australians value the existence of the once pointless concept of state governments, has today...
Albo Wins Over Inner-City Liberal Voters By Walking Through Mosman In A Gorgeous Lace Cravat
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As the Coalition Government stares down another collapse in leadership, the Federal Opposition has today made a bold play at winning over the...
Government Who Blatantly Refused Inquiry Into Christian Porter Says ABC Is Not Above Scrutiny
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The Federal Government has today shocked the nation by appearing to display a bit of hypocrisy on a political issue.
After spending the last...
Scotty Claims To Have Stayed Up All Night Watching The Cricket
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The nation's Head of Marketing has fronted the cameras this morning, to continue his naughty habit of telling fibs.
After rounding out last...
