Government To Solve Supply Chain Issues By Creating 4-Month Backlog For Forklift Certifiers
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Scott Morrison has all but secured the warehouse and fruit markets vote today, by telling Australia's blue collar workers that he believes children...
PM Asks Toddler Playing With Toy Cash Register If She’d Be Up For A Few Shifts At Woolies
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Scotty from Marketing has today truly outdone himself by suggesting an incredible solution to the nation’s food shortage.
After copping major flack for empty...
Scotty Just Holding On For Australia Day Debate To Overshadow RATs Mismanagement
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With Australia deciding they have heard just enough about an unvaxxed Serbian hotel room enthusiast who is really good at hitting a ball,...
Sky News Oddly Quiet About Latest Attempt To Mix Sport With Politics
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As the Novak Djokovic debacle continues to unfold in Melbourne, it's been revealed that Sky News and its Murdoch counterparts have been particularly...
“We’re Going To Have To Live With This Virus” Says PM, In Reference To George Christensen
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Bad news for Australians who tried to do the right thing in 2021 as Prime Minister and occasional politician Scott Morrison has confirmed...
“Fuuckk!” Groans PM As Barnaby Joyce Publishes 3500-Word Column Calling For Assange’s Freedom
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In the newest hand grenade thrown directly into the Prime Minister's lap by his rural colleagues, Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has today penned...
“I’m Back” – Tony Abbott Returns From Stint In Minor League Baseball For Another Run At Canberra
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A former Prime Minister has sent the news cycle into a meltdown this afternoon, after making a sensational two-word comment.
"I'm Back" was...
Former Premier At Centre Of ICAC Investigation Says Canberra Might Be Too Corrupt Even For Her
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Former NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian has declined the Prime Minister's offer to run in next year's federal election, announcing instead that she will...
NSW Teachers Tell Premier Perrottet To Go And Sit In The Corner And Think About What He’s Done
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Hundreds of schools are closed in New South Wales today, as the state's teachers remind the government of what happens when they make...
Scotty Pitches Federal Politics To Gladys: “Best Thing Is, There’s No ICAC Down Here Haha”
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The Prime Minister has publically doubled down in his efforts to recruit Gladys Berejiklian to Federal Politics this afternoon, reminding her of a...
