NRL Stars Warned That What Happens In Vegas Stays On NRL360 For 12 Months
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A travelling band of rugby league players have today been read the riot act.
With four NRL teams currently taking up residence on...
Sydney Woman Finally Arrives Home From Homebush After Last Night’s Taylor Swift Concert
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Sydney woman is in a deep slumber, it can be confirmed.
Bridie Henson (29) from Sydney's Castle Hill is fast asleep this...
Australian Mums Absolutely Taking Robert Irwin’s Side Post Break Up
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact
I’D LOVE HIM TO MEET MY STACEY: Australian mums have united this week after it was reported that Wildlife Warrier and “such a...
New Band That Sounds Like Paramore Is Just Paramore
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In recent years, radio listeners have observed a new phenomenon where various bands and artists have been making music that sound a lot...
Mum Doesn’t Understand Why MAFS Can’t Just Pick Six Nice Boys
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Is there other life in the universe? How do bicycles work? Why do TV journalists put on a slightly strained voice when they...
Grotty Housemate’s Urine Aim Almost As Inconsistent As His Toothpaste Spit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Calls for an emergency share house meeting are growing this week as a group of flatmates deal with the fallout of...
Ticket Inspectors Sweep Through Tram Like Sardaukar Soldiers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A fearless troop of bloodthirsty mercenaries have been sighted in downtown Betoota this morning as the local council crack down on...
Melbourne Demons Call Emergency Pint And Punt Sesh At A Pub In Sorrento
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The AFL's most 'prestigious' club has today called an emergency meeting to try and stop the PR nightmare that has been unfolding for...
Hole In The Ozone Layer Doubles After Taylor And Taylor’s Boyfriend Catch A Private Jet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The planet is today in crisis.
After years of escalating climate related disasters and more extreme weather conditions, it now looks like it...
Campbelltown Uso The Only Person In Australia Getting To See All Four Of Taylor’s Sydney Shows
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In entertainment news, a security guard from Western Sydney has been handed a golden lanyard this week, after being bestowed the...
