Nation’s Off-Season Girlfriends Thanked For Their Service Ahead Of Round 1
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A hard-working and valued group of Australian women have been recognised today, both for their valiant service and the fact they’re about to...
Crowd At Bob Marley Movie Must Have Swam In The Pool With Their Eyes Open
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Betoota cinema owner Glen Brooks is one of many cinlicans who has observed a strange new phenomena amongst movie going audiences.
In recent years,...
Washed Up Veteran Accepts Fate And Signs 2 Year Contract With Gold Coast Suns
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A former rising star of the AFL has today met a fate written in the stars for some years now.
Daniel Gorringe has sensationally...
End Of Human Kind Nears As How To Last Longer In An Ice Bath Surpasses ED For Google Searches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The last days of humanity may be approaching faster than first thought.
While plenty of theories around climate change, biblical apocalypses and so...
Dad Keeps His Blink 182 Renaissance Alive By Refusing To Come Out Of His Room
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A taste of 1998 has come to one Betoota house as a celebrating dad has kept his Blink 182 renaissance alive by refusing...
‘Clean Girl’ Aesthetic Conveniently Gives Way To ‘Mob Wife’ Look As Hairdresser Raises Price For Root Touch Up
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
SOPRANOS ERA: As the dust settles on 2023's 'Clean Girl' aesthetic, the wave of change crashing into 2024 seems to be leaving...
Perth Leftie Finds Herself A Bit Uncomfortable With Sydney’s Multiculturalism
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
WHO KNEW: South Bondi’s newest Perth expat, Chloe Hempshaw, recently uncovered a startling truth about Sydney.
Her new 'home' is a littleeeeee...
Mother Goes Into Cardiac Arrest When Offspring Rips Off Clothing Tag Without Using Scissors
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
USE THE SCISSORS: In a heart-pounding incident, a mother in Betoota’s suburban locale had a near-death experience when her child ripped off...
Bloke Who Prides Himself On Upholding Strong Bro Code Values Slides Into Mates Ex’s DM With A Fire Emoji
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
In a shocking turn of events, a self-proclaimed guardian of the Bro Code has done the unspeakable to the boys by sliding...
‘It’s A Tax Deductible’ Says Local Girl With No Idea How The Australian Tax System Works
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
THIS ONE’S ON THE BUSINESS CARD: In a stunning display of financial audacity, Jenny Smith a local sole trader and small business...
