Swiftie Girlfriend Who Missed Out On Tickets, Blocks Out 48 Hours For Eras Tour Film Repeats
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A young woman from Betoota’s Flight Path District has today cleared her schedule for the weekend.
Mish Worthington (28) has told a number of...
Nation That Spread Asbestos Through Every Playground In Their Largest City Now Keen On Nuclear Power
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Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has this week amped up his claims to turn Australia into a nuclear powered utopia.
The staunch advocate for...
Report: Well That Was A Stressful 24 Hours
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn a revelation that solidifies the notion that the English might be a tad sensitive, recent updates disclose that Matildas captain Sam Kerr's...
NZ Cricket Chef Rolls Out Red Carpet For Lunch, Treating Aussies To Luxurious ‘Muxed Grull’
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After having a bit of a tough time with the bat, the Australian cricket team has today had their spirits cheered a little....
Rugby Australia Put The Finishing Touches On Menu For This Weekend’s Super Round In Melbourne
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The nation's brightest and most innovative rugby minds have today given themselves a long lunch, after ticking off a big item on the...
Mate Who Just Spent A Fortnight In Japan Watches New Shōgun Series With Japanese Subtitles On
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A local Japan-enthusiast has today wowed his partner with his incredible linguistic and cultural knowledge.
Tom Munster (29) from our town’s cosmopolitan Flight Path...
Fred Again Hints That Next Rave Will Be Held At Queen St Mall Hungry Jacks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFans of popular DJ Fred Again have had an absolute whirlwind ride today, after the popular English musician not only announced a last...
Scotty Officially Clocks Off To Spend More Time With Family (Who Were To Blame For Everything)
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Former marketing manager Scotty from Marketing has delivered a teary final speech and has officially finished his time in politics to spend more...
Taylor Swift Breaks Australian Tour Records By Not Doing A Shoey
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Taylor Swift pandemonium has swept the nation following the conclusion of the Australian leg of her Era’s Tour.
Hundreds of thousands of fans...
Generous Dad Promises To Give Kids A Couple Hundred Grand If He Wins Oz Lotto Tonight
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A philanthropic local man has today wowed his family with a touching display of generosity.
Grahame Grahamson from our town’s humble Betoota Ponds district...
