Royal Family Forced To Apologise AGAIN After Yet Another Digitally Altered Photo Is Discovered
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The PR nightmares surrounding Britain's royal family have continued today, with fresh claims about yet ANOTHER doctored photo.
With Princess Kate Middleton avoiding...
‘Drumstix In A Biskit’ Launch Copyright Action Against New Tasmanian AFL Team
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The AFL's newest team has already run into quite a significant hurdle.
With pundits frantically discussing issues like rosters, training facilities and coaching...
Blokes In Wetsuits Sprinting Through Carpark Suggests Surf Report Must Be Pretty Good This Arvo
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In some breaking news from the coastal enclave of Glumbucket Heads, it appears as though the surf is absolutely pumping this afternoon.
This...
“Righto You Little Pussies. Albo’s Bux. Grand Final Long Weekend. Bali. Locked In” Says Penny
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Foreign Minister Penny Wong has today ticked off a big piece of policy, ensuring that all the key details of the Prime Minister's...
Russian Opposition Leader Celebrates Receiving Few Enough Votes To Not Get Killed
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Russia's Opposition Leader Nikolai Kharitonov is today swallowing a bitter sweet pill.
While made bitter because he lost the Russian election in a...
Tasmanian Jack Jumpers Begin One Final March To Claim NBL Title Against Melbournegard
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The fabled Tasmanian JackJumpers have today begun their slow but steady march towards an NBL title.
The JackJumpers team are famous for being...
14 Dead At US School After Disgruntled Student Walks In With A Semi-Automatic TikTok
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In some sad but very predictable news from the home of the brave and the land of the free,* a local school is...
Footloose 2 Taking Place Entirely Online
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40 years later and Footloose 2 is finally here although lovers of traditional movies may be disappointed.
Instead of a young Kevin Bacon moving...
Boyfriend’s Canceled Sunday Session Sees Him Quietly Singing Along To Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour
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A moderately hungover local man has today caught himself humming along to a number of Taylor Swift songs - despite spending a lengthy...
8 Healthy Habits You Should Immediately Quit To Focus On Princess Kate’s Whereabouts
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We all love a good royal scandal and by ‘we’ I mean people with not much else on, both as a regular member...
