Chooks Fan Packs Away Jersey After Attending His One Annual Live Match 10 Minutes From Home
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A brand new “retro-style” Roosters jersey has been handed into a Bondi Junction laundromat this week after being debuted at Allianz...
Bloke Who Has Photos Like This In His Dating Profile Rejects Claims There’s A Man Drought
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A man from Betoota Heights has today moved to calm fears about the dating scene around town.
Jeffrey Gregory (27) from our town's...
Tasmania’s Hung Parliament Meet To Negotiate Who Will Form A Lacklustre Minority Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Free Peoples of the South Island have today come together for a historic meeting.
The Council of Hobart kicked off this morning,...
Nation’s Supermarkets Flooded By Bachelors After Inspired Unemployed Release The ‘Instant Rizz Gummies’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Supermarkets around the country are today facing shortages not seen since the aftermath of that bloke fucking around with a pangolin.
Certain shelves of...
Tasmanian Liberals To Kill Two Birds With One Stone. Turning New Stadium Into Emergency Housing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
On the eve of the Tasmanian Election, the current state government have dealt the opposition a hammer blow.
With the state pretty much focused...
Dutton Asks To Be Added To Epstein Flight Logs To Improve His Public Image
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The media team of opposition leader Peter Dutton have put their heads together and had a big think about what they can do...
Why Not? If Elected Greens Promise Free Money
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Although a federal election is still a year and a half away, the Greens Party of Australia realise they have as much chance...
Melbourne Experiences First Day Of Full Sunshine Since 1999 After Collingwood’s 3rd Straight Loss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The capital of the nation's mid north south is today preparing to swelter through its hottest day on record.
Normally a city blanketed...
Trump Changes Mind About Rudd After Learning That He Too Was Removed From Office By The Elites
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Former United States President Donald Trump has today walked back his war with Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd.
The pretty much guaranteed...
