“Caitlin Clark’s Getting Paid What She’s Worth Bro” Says Man Like Wallabies Aren’t On 1 Mil A Year
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A local economic expert with a strong interest in sports has today offered up some analysis on the recent WNBA draft.
A hot...
Demonised Landlord Forced To Evict Selfish Tenants After They Refuse To Accept 30% Rental Hike
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A struggling local couple have today been dealt a MAJOR inconvenience.
Cheryl and Terry Logan from our town's leafy Betoota Grove district are...
Cost-Of-Living Sees Sharehouse Dishwashing Liquid Watered Down For Third Time This Month
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An empty bottle of dishwashing liquid has been given a second life tonight as a local sharehouse battles to keep their...
Public Figure That Spent Last Week Talking About Mass Killings For Political Points Probably Needs To Shut Up Right Now
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The nation's Federal Opposition Leader has today been issued a polite request from his staffers and the wider Australian public to please read...
New Double Peaches The Best Japanese Invention To Make It To Australia Since Chicken And Avo Sushi
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The Land of The Rising Sun has done it again, it can be confirmed today.
Japan, the home of many of the greatest inventions...
“Nice To Meet You” And 9 Other Lies Real Estate Agents Are Sick Of Hearing
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Despite the fact we pride ourselves on honest and unbiased news coverage, some readers have accused The Advocate of bias, particularly towards real estate agents.
According...
Online Journalist Eyes Scoop Of The Day After Seeing Kanye’s Australian Wife Just Uploaded A ‘Revealing’ Photo Only Seconds Ago
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A young journalist with big ambitions has today proven she might just have what it takes.
Raised on a diet of ABC and...
Greek Mate Gets A Pedicure Without His Girlfriend There
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A Betoota Flights Path District man has this week caused some consternation amongst his wider friendship group.
Stopping in for a couple of...
Dutton Compares Pro-Palestine Protests To Port Arthur Massacre In Most Recent Example Of Him Just Not Being That Good At This Whole Leadership Thing
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Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today provided the nation with one of the strangest takes of the year.
A week after his party...
WTF! Surgeon At Private Hospital Recommends Non-Surgical Option
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A surgeon at the prestigious Betoota Grove Private Hospital is today making headlines around town.
Gordon Whitely-Whittington-Jones (62) has shocked the medical fraternity...
