Rozelle Tree To Miss 6 Weeks After Making Contact With Paul Kent’s Head
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A broad leaf paperbark tree is facing a lengthy stint on the sidelines, after a reckless high shot over the weekend.
The melaleuca...
Paul Kent Takes Leave Of Absence From Fox League In Accordance With NRL Concussion Protocol
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Fox Sports studios have witnessed quite a hectic production meeting this morning, after being faced with another PR crisis.
Producers of the...
BOM Issues Severe Ick Forecast As Brisk Mornings Inspire The Return Of Gym-Bros In Meggings
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The Bureau of Meteorology has issued a national “Ick alert” this week as gyms across the country witness the concerning return...
Arj Barker Asks Baby Crying At Dawn Service To Be Removed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Dawn Service on NSW's Mid North Coast has taken an uncomfortable turn this morning, after local man Arj Barker caused a bit...
32 Year Old Perth Man Thinks J Cole Went Against Spirit Of Hip Hop By Apologizing To Kendrick
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hip-hop community, a 32-year-old Perth man has declared that J.Cole's recent apology to LA...
Government Left With PR Nightmare After Serving Takedown Injunction To Wrong Elon Musk
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Australian government is today wiping the egg off its face, after a rather embarrassing logistical error.
Following in the footsteps of Rugby...
Elderly Cairns Tourists Almost Completely Indistinguishable From Elderly Cairns Locals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
While the sea-change and tree-change decentralisation is reigning havoc on regional and coastal communities, it's never been a more hostile time for big...
Frustrated Elon Musk Makes An Offer To Purchase This Pesky Australian Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Tech nerd's favourite billionaire has done it again today, it can be confirmed.
Elon Musk has today completely pwned the Australian government and...
Local Woman Manages To Secure Bulk Billed Doctor’s Appointment For First Week Of May, 2025
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young woman from Betoota's French Quarter has today chalked up a little win, of sorts.
In need of some advice regarding what...
Muffled Sounds Of Harley Reid Highlights Emit From Room Of Long Suffering Eagles Fan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
An Inglewood share-house has this weekend had to grit their teeth through a rather uncomfortable situation.
With the majority of the residents of...
