Nepo Brother Humiliates Black Kid To Make Racist Viewers Feel Warm And Fuzzy
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One of Australia's most notable Nepo Brothers has this week caused a stir in a desperate attempt to achieve relevancy.
The brother of...
Finance Hack: Ordering The First Round As Schooners For Mates That You Know Will Move Onto Pints
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As the cost of living crisis rolls on for another week, The Betoota Advocate has decided to let our readers in on a...
“My Clothes Keep Shrinking” Says Frustrated Bachelor Who Keeps Tumble Drying Them
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A local city man is today loudly voicing his opinions about an annoying issue in his life.
Michael Grieve (29) from our town's...
Government Leaves Bonza To Rot After Airline Fails To Offer Single Politician Free Lounge Access
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The nation is this week mulling over yet another failed attempt at breaking into the aviation market.
Like many before them, an overseas...
Masterchef Contestant Eliminated From Show For Not Having A Sleeve Or Scribble Tattoos
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In a sad tale from the world of reality TV, a man's dreams of celebrity chef stardom have come crashing down before they...
Barnaby ‘Baby Reindeer’ Joyce Forced To Block The Endless Calls From Gina Now That He’s Married
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Barnaby Joyce, the nation's twice former Deputy Prime Minister is today considering changing his phone number.
The rather inconvenient decision to chop up...
Government Commits To Spending 1 Submarine Periscope Worth Of Funding On Domestic Violence Crisis
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The Federal Government has today finally committed to do something more to combat the scourge of domestic and gendered violence across the country....
“Think Of It Like A Cool Youth Hostel” Says City Law Firm Installing Sleep Pods For Junior Lawyers
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A law firm in the immaculately paved streets of Betoota's Old City District has today spoken to The Advocate about a big change...
Local Dad Feels Burst Of Motivation To Make The One Pot Meal He Makes Once A Year
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A thick fog of brown onions and curry powder is filling the kitchen of a Betoota Heights home today as a...
Incoming NSW Origin Coach Madge Maguire Set To Inject Rozelle Paperbark Tree Into Blues Pack
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With State of Origin rapidly approaching, the first selection bombshell has already hit the papers.
In what comes as exciting news for the...
