2 Weeks Of Non Stop Rain Causes Sydney Man To Develop Geordie Accent And Skin Fade Haircut
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Local Sydney man Matty Thompson (31) has emerged from two weeks of non-stop rain not only with a newfound Geordie accent but also...
Dreyfus Tells Jailed War Crimes Whistleblower To Consider Himself Lucky He Didn’t Get Boeing’d
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The Attorney General Mark Dreyfus has today offered up a stern warning to any Australians thinking about trying to shine a light on...
Shadow Treasurer Accuses Jim Chalmers Of Slapping Name On Group Budget Surplus Assignment He Had Nothing To Do With
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The nation's Opposition has today levelled some heavy criticism at the current party in power.
Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has furiously fronted the...
Joey Spotted Putting Up A Few Torpies In NSW Blues Kit Following String Of Injured Playmakers
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With the State of Origin series rapidly approaching, the head honchos in the New South Blues have been forced to consider a drastic...
Europe Chooses Most Neutral Country To Win EuroVision As Continent Teeters On Brink Of War
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The landmass of Europe has this weekend chosen to pursue the most amicable resolution to a major continental showdown.
With the annual Eurovision...
Rockhampton Hospital Inundated With Drunk Farmers Who Just Realised E-Scooters Are More Dangerous Than Horses
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Central Queensland's health system is this week buckling under the strain of a new phenomenon.
Rockhampton Base Hospital has confirmed to The Advocate...
Interest Rate Hike To Curb Corporate Profiteering And Global Markets By Pushing Ordinary People Over Mortgage Cliff
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Some of the bright minds in charge of managing our economy are set to meet today to discuss what to do with interest...
“Legalize It” Says Bloke Carrying On At Nimbin Mardi Grass Like It Was Ever Illegal To Begin With
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A young man from NSW's fabled Northern Rivers has confirmed that he's still recovering today, after a quite a large weekend.
The young...
Cute! New 29 Year Old Engineer Thinks He’s Going To Performance Manage 54 Year Old Road Crew Veteran
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In an adorable story from a few kilometres outside of a Betoota, a young civil engineer is making quite the name for himself....
