Extremely Well Run And Affordable Telco Cuts 2800 Jobs To Make Service Even Better!
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Australia's favourite telecommunications network has piped up with its quarterly reminder of why it holds such a special place in the nation's hearts....
Optimistic Perth Man Declares The West Coast Reidbuild Officially Complete
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A man from the Far Western outpost of Perth has this week offered an official statement on the fortunes of the region's favourite...
Soccer Franchise With The Same GDP As Eastern Europe Celebrates Miracle Premiership
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Manchester City, a club with a financial stockpile rivaling that of small nations, has miraculously clinched yet another Premier League title, while spending...
Boomer Who’s Spent Years Complaining About Cancel Culture Agrees Gina’s Portrait Should Be Taken Down
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A member of Betoota's Prestigious Royal Betoota Golf Club has this weekend had an interesting change of tune.
Famous for advocating for the...
Light On The Hill Finally Extinguished As Labor Announces Tax Breaks And Subsidies For Billionaires, Property Investors And The Resources’ Sector
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The Labor Party has this week finally made the decision to extinguish the flame that burns inside them.
Fuelled by a historic tenacity...
Reprehensible And Despised Former Leader Of First World Nation Hangs Out With Donald Trump
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A couple of former leaders have finally gotten around to a much needed catch up!
One former a leader, a generally disliked man...
Gina Demands The National Gallery Stop Showing This Portrait Of Her To The Public, Have A Look
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Australia's richest woman is this week embroiled in a battle with the National Gallery of Australia (NGA).
Famous for aggressively demanding what she...
Government Secures Australia’s Future By Handing $300 Directly To Power Companies On Behalf Of Households
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Treasurer Jim Chalmers is today basking in the glow of one of the greatest budgets the nation has ever seen.
Handing down his 3rd...
David Fifita Deal Falls Through After Roosters Get Concerned About Going Over Salary Cap
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The rugby league world is reeling this morning, after a bombshell revelation from the golden beaches of the Gold Coast.
It's been confirmed...
