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AFL 23 Creators Praised For Adding Some GTA Style Gameplay To Season Mode

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The makers of the wildly popular AFL23 game have today caused quite a stir online. Developers of the AFL simulation game have released...

Nation’s Softboys Urged To Learn How To Fight If They Wanna Keep Ironically Dressing Like They Can

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A public service announcement has today been issued to softboys around the nation. Softboys or Softbois are a new wave of young men...

Chilli And Bandit To Sell After Foreign Investor Offers Eye-Watering Sum Of Money For Red Hill Home

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The brilliants minds behind Australia's favourite TV show have done it again, it can be confirmed this week. Famous for portraying every day...

World’s Biggest Nerd Officially Ruins Sambas Trend For Gen-Z Girlies

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Vinnies stores around the country have been flooded with Adidas Sambas this morning as Australia’s Gen Z girlies mourn the death...

Boeing Release First Images Of New Updated State Of The Art And Incredibly Safe 737MAX

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The manufacturers of the world's most scandal prone airline have today looked to hose down some negative PR with a shiny new reveal....

Sydney Council Detects Traces Of Mulch In Asbestos At Children’s Playground

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The city of Sydney has today been rocked by another park shutdown. Following weeks of safety fencing and mesh going up around the...

“Beyonce Should Not Be Making Country Music” Says Bloke Who Likes Morgan Wallen

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A self-appointed arbiter of the parameters of country music has today offered up the definitive take on Beyonce's new album. Luke Bryant (29)...

Weirdo Older Sister Still Only Pulling A Small Chunk Of Chocolate Off Her Easter Bunny Every Day

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Ponds child is today proving to her family that she is built different. 8-year-old Stephanie Stephens has done so by spending...

Tens Of Thousands Of Sydney Residents Lose Arms And Legs After Taking Family To Easter Show

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The population of Sydney has reported a massive collective weight loss this weekend after huge numbers of Sydney Royal Easter Show attendees reportedly...

NSW Police Begin Fostering Sniffer Dogs Now They No Longer Have 40,000 Lives To Ruin In Byron

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Watch out retired racing Greyhounds, there’s a cool new breed of rescue dog in town. At this point of 2024, youth music festivals are...

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