Men’s Pentathlon Show Jumping A Good Enough Reason To Go To The Pub Apparently
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As the economy hurtles towards the recessional cliff, a group of young men have today sought some justification for an erratic and arguably...
Suburban Chinese Restaurants Booked Out As Australia Pays Tribute With A Succulent Chinese Meal
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactJack Karlson, widely known for his theatrical arrest outside a Fortitude Valley restaurant in 1991, has sadly passed away at the age of...
Bloke Called Keegan From The Gold Coast Obviously Wins Gold In Skateboarding
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Australia has gone bang bang bang bang overnight, with a mid 1800s Victorian style gold rush.
The 4 gold medals in quick succession...
Allora’s Railway Hotel Will Be Open At 4AM To Watch Local Boy Matt Denny In Paris, If You’re Around
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The best little pub in the best little town on the Darling Downs is turning it on tonight, it can be confirmed.
That’s right,...
After Not Bringing Up The Lockdowns For A Couple Weeks, Melbourne Now Carrying On About A 3.9 Magnitude Earthquake
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In the face of a looming financial crisis, the backdrop of prolonged global conflict and to the sound of some much needed national...
See, This Is What Happens When The Kids Get Off Bloody TikTok!!!
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A young shredder from the Gold Coast has today added another few hundred grams of Gold to the national medal tally.
In one...
British Lad Returns From Residence In Spain To Take Part In Xenophobic Riots In England
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An English migrant in Spain that still can't even count to 10 in Spanish has today packed his bags and returned back to...
Track And Field Events Responsible For Meteoric Rise In Blokes Bringing Up High School Achievements
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As the second week of the Paris Olympics kicks off, the world watches on as the main events move from water onto land.
With...
Dusty Tells Serena To Book The Maldives Villa After Announcing Retirement
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Richmond Tigers superstar Dustin Martin has today announced that he will be hanging up the boots.
The huge revelation from one of the...
