NAPLAN Results Reveal 1 In 3 Schools Are Povo And Woefully Underfunded
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The national literacy and numeracy results are back, and it does not look good for the schools it usually doesn't look good for....
NSW Opposition Leader Mike Spokeman Forgets To Put His Shoes On Before Coming To Work
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
NSW Opposition Leader Mike Spokeman has turned up to work today without any shoes on, telling waiting media that...
Calls Grow For An Over 60s Social Media Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The nation's elderly folk, and elderly folk who don't thing they are elderly folk, are this week facing a PR crisis.
This comes...
CommBank Not Immune To Cost Of Living Crisis Either After Only Posting A Piddly $9.8 Billion Profit
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Which bank is financially ruined by the tough economic headwinds that we are told about every day?
Commbank.
That's right, the little Aussie...
Two Of The World’s Greatest Boomer Neoliberal Profiteers Start Babbling At Each Other About AUKUS Or China Or Some Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A couple of geriatrics have today given the media something to write about today.
In some exciting news for geopolitical nerds and journalists...
New Zealand’s Best Ever Olympics Performance Means Nothing If All Blacks Can’t Even Beat Argentina
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Our neighbours and friends across the ditch have been told to pipe down once again today.
With the Paris Olympics coming to a...
$100k Worth Of Bonus Bets Suddenly Appear In Albo’s Sportsbet Account After Pushing Back On Gambling Reform
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The Prime Minister of Australia has today had a little spring put in his step - courtesy of some 'important industry stakeholders.'
With...
Mt Isa Bloke Confirms This Is Not His First Rodeo
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A local Gulf Country man has proven to a crowd of onlookers that he can handle the big jobs.
Mornington man Jaxon Laban...
Nation Confirms We Actually Topped The Medal Count, If You Look At Our Population
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As the Olympic schedule comes to a close, it has been noticed by many Australians that we have descended down the technical medal...
The Rest Of The World Clearly Unable To Handle This Street Shit
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The rest of the world has embarrassed itself on the global stage this weekend, after some rather unbecoming behaviour.
The source of embarrassment...
