Bennifer Divorce The 3 Billionth Example Of Getting Back With Your Ex Being A Bad Idea
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have this week proven one of the most well known scientific theories known to humankind.
The celebrity couple...
Government Reveals Groundbreaking Plan To Reduce Methane Emissions By 2030, By Just Under Reporting Them
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The state and federal government have today re-committed to their ‘ambitious’ emissions reductions targets.
Speaking to The Advocate from the Greater Diamantina Clean Energy...
2005 Minor Premiership Winner Nathan Hindmarsh Set To Be Sensationally Overlooked As Next Immortal
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The rugby league world has today been rocked by a bombshell revelation about who will be the next Immortal.
Although many had expected...
AI Gone Too Far! Sydney Metro’s New Driverless Trains Are Already Demanding Flexi Fridays
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Just a day after going live with the snazzy new metro line from Sydenham to Chatswood, the State Government is already facing a...
Aunty Confirms That Nephew’s New Girlfriend Is An ‘Absolute Hoot’
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A boisterous local woman from Betoota Heights has today given a fringe member of the family group a big tick of approval.
Janine...
Landlord Pops Into Investment Property To Resolve Mould Issue Ahead Of New Tenants Moving In
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A local landlord has today taken matters into his own hands after getting frustrated with some pesky tenants.
Grahame Warrington-Whitely (65) said that...
Carlton Put One Hand On The Flag After Dismantling Of Premiership Heavyweights West Coast
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The cafes of Lygon street are buzzing today, after an inspired performance from the Carlton Blues.
Heading to the Golden West for a...
Local Office Woman Turns On Meeting Mode Ahead Of Afternoon Scouring Afterpay Day Sales
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A local woman is today preparing for an incredibly productive Friday afternoon.
Not so much in a paid employment sense, but in a life...
JK Rowling Dismisses Accusations Of Transphobia By Revealing Snape Was Actually F2M
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In some sensational news from the internet, notable author and prominent X user JK Rowling has today made a bold statement.
The author...
Dutch Volleyballer Sits Down To Tell His Side Of The Story In Exclusive With Channel 7’s Spotlight
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Channel 7 have done it again!
The most well regarded news organisation in the country have once again managed to blow their opposition...
