Sure Oasis Is Cool, But When Are This Brit Super Group Going To Get Together For A God Damn Reunion
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In the land of the long line of soap dodgers, calls are growing for another reunion this week - after the massive buzz...
Raiders Destroy The Chooks Season Just For The Fuck Of It
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The Canberra Raiders have done possibly the most Canberra Raiders thing ever this weekend.
With some truly awful losses during the season ruining...
Arrival Of Warmer Weather Brings With It Those Yucky Wake Up Sweaty Hangovers
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Drinkers around the nation have this week let out a prolonged and deep sigh, after coming to the realisation that the warmer weather...
Report: God Damn That Is Delicious
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In some breaking news from the Railway Hotel in Betoota Plains, a cold beer is going down an absolute treat.
This comes straight...
Brisbane’s Treasury Casino Officially Closes, Taking All The Ghosts of Daquiri-Charged Debauchery With It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn a move that marks the end of an era, the iconic Treasury Casino in Brisbane is set to join the likes of...
Local Woo Girl Puzzled By Boyfriend Just Having A Single Beer To Wash Down His Meal
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A local woo girl has this week found herself feeling genuinely perplexed by her boyfriend’s behavior.
Steph Gilmore told The Advocate that she...
Report: Your Townie Cousins Won’t Tell You They Got A Large Tax Return, But There Will Be Signs
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Betoota’s resident anthropological expert has today released a groundbreaking report revealing a new phenomena that might be gracing your social media feed.
No, we...
Struggling Mum Makes Changes To Business Model And Starts Just Stealing Groceries From Coles
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A local Betoota Heights woman has today decided to tackle the cost of living crisis head on.
Andrea Walton, the mother of 3...
Curtis Stone Fronts New Coles Ad Campaign: “How To Feed The Board With A $1.1 Billion Profit In Cost Of Living Crisis”
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Coles' favourite chef is back this week, and in a big way!
Surfing the airwaves with a brand new Coles ad campaign, Curtis...
Insurance Providers To Only Cover Oasis Reunion If Brothers Are Separated By Trump Style Glass On Stage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs rumours continue to swirl about an impending Oasis reunion, The Advocate can confirm it is going ahead, but on one condition -...
