Teenagers Criticise Albo’s Social Media Ban: “What The Sigma?! Skibidi Rizz Gyatt Sussy Baka”
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The nation's teenagers are absolutely not hitting the griddy today, after learning of some shocking news.
The shocking news comes in the form...
Man Spends Day In Alternate Universe Where Labor Are Calling Coalition Crazy For Wanting To Force Private Company To Sell One Of Their Assets
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A young man from Betoota Plains has today found himself wandering through what feels like another universe.
After a rather large weekend that...
Physio Grateful For Musculoskeletal Lesson From Patient Who’s Watched A Few Videos On Instagram
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A local physiotherapist has just had the perfect start to the week this morning, after being given some very valuable information free of...
CORRECTION: The Betoota Advocate Would Like To Apologise For Its Recent Coverage Of The AFL – TO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOBODY
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SETTING IT STRAIGHT: On the 6th of September at 13:34 pm The Betoota Advocate posted a story on social media about the AFL's...
Melbourne Private School Boys League Lives Up To Name By Putting Shittest Final In Blockbuster Friday Night Spot
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In some extremely predictable news from the land of the Sherrin, the Melbourne Private School Boys League has pulled some Melbourne Private School...
Local Steve Jobs Awarded Nobel Prize After Creating The Fireball Bubbler
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The future has officially arrived today.
In some breaking news from the self proclaimed capital of the country and Southern Hemisphere, the peak of...
“You Poor Buggers Are Too Young To Remember Fosters” Says Mythical Pub Rock Uncle
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An arvo barbecue at gran and pop's place in Betoota Heights has seen the sharing of wisdom between the mythical pub rock uncle,...
Sydney Shocked To Learn An Industry Of Drunk And Underpaid Coke Addicts Might Be A Bit Anti-Social
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | ContactAs yet another Sydney hospitality group is hit with damning allegations highlighting a toxic culture of misogyny and excessive drug use amongst...
37-Year-Old ‘All Rounder’ Set To Light Up Local Cricket Comp After Purchase Of New $1500 Kahuna
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The Betoota Heights Twilight Cricket Competition is living in blissful ignorance, it can be confirmed today.
With the new season just weeks away...
Wests Tigers Sell Out Campbelltown Stadium Ahead Of Biggest Game For The Club In 19 Years
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The long suffering fans of the Wests Tigers NRL franchise are this week revelling in a golden era.
Nearly 2 decades after winning...
