Depleted Local Man Confirms Last Night’s Tasteless Leftovers Just Aren’t Gonna Cut It
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A container of local leftovers in a Betoota CBD office have lived to fight another day.
This comes after Betoota Heights man Ashton Roberts...
SeaDoo Release New EV Jet Ski To Target FIFOs Transitioning Into Renewables Sector
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The world of white water fish tails looks set to change drastically this year, with a new range of Jet Skis to hit...
Bloke On BBQ Duty Checks To Make Sure Everyone Saw Him Pour Beer On The Snags
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A local alpha male who has taken on the duty of cooking all of the meat at a barbecue in the park, has...
Liberals And Labor Find Rare Bi-Partisan Agreement On Abolishing The Electoral Divisions Of Melbourne, Griffith, Brisbane, Ryan, North Sydney, Wentworth, Indi, Kennedy, Warringah, Kooyong, Mayo And Mackellar
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The nation's two major political parties have today signalled a major change to our democratic system.
The Betoota Advocate has exclusively learnt this...
Queensland’s New Poo At Work Campaign To Leave Workplace Toilets Leaking Emissions Like State’s Open Cut Mines
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The Queensland Government has this week made headlines for an eyebrow raising campaign.
In a decision that has vindicated blokes who spend an hour...
Nation Patiently Waits For Fred Again To Sample A Brown Cardigan Video For Next Tune
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The Australian music community has today politely made a request to British DJ Fred Again.
Less than a year after Fred Again mania...
Taylor Swift The White Orders Her Army To War With Donald Trump
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The US Presidential Election has this afternoon taken a stunning turn, after a declaration of war one from one of the most powerful...
Labor’s Base Shrinking Now That Rural Australia No Longer Held Hostage By Communist Shearers Who Can Fight Like Fuck
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The Labor Party’s base is shrinking by the day, now that Australia’s regions are no longer dominated by hard-headed communists who are willing...
Triple M To Play Non Stop Fooeys For Next 36 Hours In Tribute To Dave Grohl’s Mid Life Crisis
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The nation's home of non stop footy and rock and roll have today rolled out a batch of special programming.
Triple M has...
Constant Bombardment Of Gambling Ads For Kids Under 14 Totally Fine Though Confirms Government
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The Federal Government has today come out to defend its signature new social media policy.
While it continues to sit on its hands...
