Government Reveals Plans To Rename Great Koala National Park To Below Average Largely De-Forested Koala National Park
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The State government of NSW has today quietly updated one of its ‘signature pieces of environmental policy.’
Speaking to The Advocate in a hushed...
Bloke Picks Up Case Of Fosters In A Throwback To Glory Days When Houses Were Like 20k
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A happy go lucky bloke from Betoota Heights has today been reminded of a simpler time.
The throwback came at a rather unexpected location...
Apprentice Rocking Up With New 9 Piece Milwaukee Tool Set In Tray Must Have Gotten One Of Those Renewable Gigs
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A Betoota Ponds apprentice sparky has copped some shit today, by rocking up the worksite sporting a flash 9-piece tool kit that even...
RBA Reveal They’re Unable To Lower Interest Rates Because Not Enough People Have Lost Their Houses
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The Reserve Bank Of Australia has this week put a dampener on the mood across the nation, confirming that they aren't so keen...
Murdoch Court Battle Intensifies As Family Fight Over Ownership Of Australian Political System
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The secret court hearing in the US state of Nevada has heated up today, as the powerful Murdoch family squabble over ownership of...
Fitness Bro’s Cycling Obsession Sees Him Fork Out More For New Bike Than He Did For First Car
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A local pixel pusher who inhabits a cubicle in Betoota's Old City district has today had a moment of realisation.
The young engineer...
Betoota Talks: The Humble Immigrant Turned Golden Boy Of Australian Sport Joins The Podcast To Discuss Smashing Broken Guitars, Winning Gold, Watching Cathy With Kylie, And Much Much More
https://omny.fm/shows/the-betoota-advocate-podcast/interview-michael-klim
Hyperactive Northern Beaches Tradie Quiet As A Church Mouse On Western Sydney Site
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Local Manly Sea Eagles fan and notoriously loud construction worker Seamus Thompson (29), was reportedly quieter than a cute little mouse on his...
Bulldog’s NRL Finals Run Ends, Taking The Long-Awaited Return Of The DOGGIEEEZ Hip Thrust With It
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A local man that has zero connection to the Canterbury-Bankstown area is devastated that the once popular "DOGGGIEESZZ" hip thrust won't be making...
20-Something-Man From Generationally Wealthy Family Bravely Quits Job To Travel And Find Himself
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Local man Hugo Rowe-Smith is this year being lauded for his bravery and his sense of adventure.
The 28-year-old finance guy has won...
