Mary Fowler’s Boyfriend Gets Some Time Off Work To Join Her In The UK For A Bit
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One of the nation's most recognisable sporting stars has received a welcome boost off the field today.
Mary Fowler, one of the faces...
Qantas Apologises For Showing Human Centipede To Entire Flight During Recent Trip To Betoota
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The nation's favourite tax-dodging and staff sacking airline have been hit by a second scandal in as many days.
Qantas the once national...
Making The Joker A Musical Not Really That Appetising To Blokes Who Actually Relate To The Joker
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The sequel the world didn't really need has hit cinemas this week to mixed reviews.
After the virality and success of the first...
Husband With The Palate Of An 18-Year-Old Lab Confirms Winery’s 2022 Semillon Is ‘Yeh Good’
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A Betoota Heights man has returned to town this week after a long weekend away in the Diamantina Valley wine region.
Famous for...
Panthers Boys Continue Post-Match Festivities With Bit Of Fireball For Brekky
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Rugby League’s most successful team of the 2020s are today keeping the good times going - leaning into the hallowed tradition of Mad...
Bloke Who Turned Up Without Any Beers To Grand Final Party Asks If He Can Have One Of Yours
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Hamish Whistler, a nice South Betootanese man, has just turned up to a house party on Crescent Road without a box of beer...
Piece Of Shit Orange Cremes Enter 3rd Week Of Life On Office Bench Top
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A couple of good for nothing piece of shit biscuits have bludged their way through another working day.
With Thursday evening rolling around,...
Real Estate Agent Says Rental Price Is Fixed Of Course, But ‘Strong Applications’ Are Encouraged
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A local door opener from our town's aspirational Betoota Heights district has today directed a couple of local peasants to try and read...
Aldi Launches Holiday Portal With Trips To Balee And Partnership With P&A Cruises
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The nation's most cost effective supermarket has today hit the news with an exciting new product for Australian consumers.
Aldi has made a...
US Vice Presidential Debate Giving Australia A v Bangladesh Vibes
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The US Vice Presidential Debate has today wowed the eagerest of beavers, who are tuning in across the nation in their hundreds.
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