ACT Labor Celebrates Unprecedented 7th Term Running Canberra’s Local Council
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Fresh off the back of local elections in the rest of the pesky state that envelopes them, The Australian Capital Council cast its...
Bottle Shop Employee Considers Legally Changing His Name To ‘Champ’
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A local liquor store employee has spoken out about his frustration at everyone calling him ‘Chief’ or ‘Champ’ or ‘Legend.’
“It’s like those words...
Baldhead Investor: Dutton Reveals The Simple Tricks You Need To Accrue A $400 Million Portfolio
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The Federal Opposition Leader has been praised this week for deciding to give the general public the tightly held keys to success.
As...
Queensland LNP Says The Only Free Lunches In Life Should Be Courtesy Of Resources Lobbyists
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The Queensland Opposition Leader has today moved to clarify a notable policy position ahead of the second Premier’s debate.
David Crisafulli has confirmed to...
Bloke Who Drives Kitted Out Raptor Assures Stressed Little Cousin That Her ATAR Doesn’t Mean Shit
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A local Year 12 student has felt a wave of relief wash over her body this evening, after some choice words from her...
PM’s Optics Department Throws Phone Out Window After Albo Buys $4.3 Million Luxury Beach House
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The head of the Prime Minister's Optics Department has today taken the day off.
Speaking to one of our reporters from the Kingo,...
“Just Popping Into The Shops” Says Boyfriend Hoisting Case Of Beer Onto Shoulder At Uncle Dans
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A local man has today won the weekend, barely minutes after it kicked off.
With another much needed Friday afternoon rolling around, Tony Johnson...
Rafael Nadal Finally Has Enough Of The Relentless 20-Year Wedgie And Announces Retirement
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In a sad but understandable story, the King of Clay has announced his retirement today.
Rafael Nadal has revealed that he's hanging up...
Adelaide Residents Encouraged To Get Out And Support The Maletildas Tonight In Name Of Equality
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Those who make up the population of our closest capital city have today been urged to pull their finger out.
With the Maletildas...
Man Welcomed Home By Extremely Graphic Surgical Procedure In Girlfriend’s Medical Drama
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A local white collar man from Betoota Heights has this week returned home from work to a rather confronting scene.
Walking back in...
