Crisafulli Now The Biggest Thing To Come Out Of Ingham Since Sam Backo
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In some breaking news from the deep far south east of Queensland, David Crisafulli has put the town of Ingham back on the...
“How Ya Going?” Says First Tin Of The Arvo
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On a beautiful Spring afternoon, the first tin of the day is absolutely looking the go, it can be confirmed.
While nipping across to...
Sooky Little Snowflakes Still Calling For Lidia To Resign Because She Offended Them
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In some shocking news from Australia's political sphere, it's been alleged that some of our politicians might be a bit loose with their...
Pup Reveals He’s Also Ready To Come Out Of Retirement
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The greatest cricket cricketer since Don Bradman has today set the keyboards on fire, with a tantalising announcement.
Michael 'Pup' Clarke has today...
Elon Musk Also Offering A Million Bucks Per Day To Anyone Who’ll Be Friends With Him
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Everyone's favourite precious jewel heir has today hit the news with an exciting new campaign!
After using his parent's and the government's money...
LeBron And Bronny The First Father Son Combo Since 2022 Penrith Panthers And Parramatta Eels
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The sporting world is marvelling at an incredible feat that took place in the NBA today.
For the first time in over two...
Boss Tracking Worker’s Every Move Told To Come Look At Why Bloke Was On Toilet For 10 Minutes
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A local working class man has today told The Man to come with him on a little adventure.
The adventure in question was...
King Charles Lobsters Himself On Last Day In Australia After Falling Asleep On Coogee Beach
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The man who operates under the technical title of Australia's Sovereign is today wincing his way through security on the way back to...
Australia’s Freedom Of Speech Advocates Suddenly Go Missing When It Comes To A Loud Black Sheilah
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The Warriors of Free Speech have taken a notable u-turn today, after an incident in the nation's capital.
The group of white, right...
Bloke On Barbie At Tuggeranong Bunnings Caught Salivating Over Stray 10 Pack Of Juicy English Sausos
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The president of a local Canberra sporting organisation has received a bit of a talking to today, after a major faux pas in...
