“That Smells Amazing” Says Housemate Smelling Some Onions And Garlic Being Fried
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman has today taken it upon herself to award an unofficial Michelin star.
While she doesn't have the culinary training or...
Boomer Argues There’s No Proof Anyone Will Benefit From No Longer Giving $39B To Property Investors Each Year
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A local wealth generator from our town's very foliage dense Betoota Grove has today hit out at 'all the nonsense about negative gearing'...
Despite Best Intentions, School Formal Afterparty Much More Inbetweeners Than Euphoria
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Some school leaver from Betoota Heights High have this week gone out with a serious bang!
Well, more so a subdued and muffled...
Nation’s Media Declares Israel’s Special Observational Cartography Voyage To Lebanon Has Begun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Media around the country received their Associated Press (AP) update a short time ago that the Israeli military has...
How The Brisbane Lions Dismantled The Swans On The Greatest Stage Of All: They Scored A Fuckload More Goals
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Yep, that's right. The Brisbane Lions scored literally twice as many points as the Sydney Swans on Saturday afternoon.
Scoring 120 points to...
Linen Shirts To Fly At Half Mast Across Bondi After Eastern Suburbs Has A Terrible Weekend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A 48-hour period of public mourning has been announced for Sydney’s eastern suburbs today as the area commemorates two back-to-back capitulations...
Chance For “A Melbourne Weekend” Inspires Roosters Fan To Attend His First Game Of The Season
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The city of Melbourne is bracing for a flood of boat shoes and linen shirts this weekend as Sydneysiders descend on...
Crispness Of Clap In Handshake A Very Good Sign For Evening Ahead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A new study released this week has revealed that a perfect connection between the bare palms of two eager mates is the most...
Grand Final Day! Like This Picture Of Sydney Sweeney If You Are Keen For The Big Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Yep, that's right, one of the biggest days on the sporting calendar is finally here!
It's Grand Final day baby!
So, in celebration...
“It’s Just A Bit Of Hedge Trimming” Says Government In Defence Of Logging Great Koala National Park
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Government has today responded to growing calls for them to sort their shit out when it comes to the Great Koala National...
