Man Fully On Board With Having Chip Put In His Brain If It Means He Doesn’t Have To Remember All Of His Passwords
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A local Betoota Ponds man has today revealed to The Advocate his stance on a topical philosophical issue.
Max Hope (29) has confirmed that...
Australian Media Forgets To Follow Up On That Bombshell Story That Conveniently Broke On US Election Day About Coalition Senator McKenzie Also Asking For A Fuckload Of Free Flight...
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In some news from home soil, the Australian media has seemingly somehow missed a big story this week.
With the eyes of the...
Trump Still Not Likely To Let Australian Man Root Him, Despite 903 Pro-MAGA Comments In 12 Hours
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A local man from Betoota Heights has been told to chill out a bit this afternoon, after a big day on socials.
Local...
Report: How Did Elon Musk Get Away With Being The Face For Republican Campaign Despite Literally Inventing Those Soft Cock Electric Vehicles
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As the dust settles on another high octane bells and whistles US presidential campaign, questions are being asked across both sides of the...
Gaggle Of Billionaires Get Billionaire Elected In Selfless Push To Help Plight Of Ordinary People
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In some heartwarming news from the United States of America, the countries leading billionaires have succeeded in rescuing the nation's citizens from a...
NASA Assures Distressed Lefties That The Sun Will Rise Tomorrow
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America's premier space and weather agencies have today joined forces to assure the nation that a major weather event will take place tomorrow...
Idaho’s Crucial County Of BumFuck Called For Trump Campaign
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In breaking news from the US Election, a major county in the race to the White House has been called.
The crucial county...
Joe Biden Asks His Staffers How He’s Polling In Georgia
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In news from the big seat in US Politics, President Joe Biden is currently taking stock of things.
As the polls close across...
“Trump’s Not That Bad” Says Man Who’s Never Really Had To Worry About Unplanned Pregnancies
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A local contrarian has today successfully ruined his work colleagues, by telling them all to chill out a bit.
"Haha who fucking...
Broken Racegoer Abandons His $49 Tarocash Loafers And Continues Journey Into City Barefoot
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After squinting his way through Ronan Keating's performance and scanning a losing ticket half a dozen times, James Bannister...
