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Guy From The Hangover Prepares To Fight That Guy From The YouTube

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pop culture fans around the world are today preparing for one of the greatest spectacles ever seen. This comes in the form of...

Penrith Panthers Heart Throb Liam Martin ROBBED Of World’s Sexiest Man Title By That Dork From The Office

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is currently reeling this morning, after some shocking news from the entertainment world. Slowly filtering in from the United States, it's...

“The Gender Pay Gap’s A Myth” Says Bloke Who Earns 190k Driving Big Tonka Truck Which Goes Vroom

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Economists and social theorists are today eating humble pie after being destroyed by a Gold Coast man named Bevan Thomas. After a big week...

“Oh How Did That Get In There,” Laughs Boyfriend Pulling 6-Pack Out Of Grocery Bag 

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local boyfriend has pulled it off, it can be confirmed.  Local Betoota Heights man Eli Apple managed to get it done yesterday evening,...

NSW Government Tells Nurses To Recruit A Few More Blokes If They Want That Pay Rise

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Newcastle Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) Government has today issued an ultimatum to the state's nurses and midwives. With the sectors striking...

Gladiator 2 Praised For Having Something For Both Mums And Daughters

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The minds and money men behind the blockbuster of the year, have been praised by members of our local community today. In a...

Local Kiwi Has The Nerve To Say Migration Is Seriously Affecting Our Housing Market And Economy

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man from the land of the Long White Cloud has ruffled a few feathers in his office today, after making some interesting...

Kelpies Dance Routine Generates Anger Amongst Men Who Need 14 Schooners To Have That Much Fun

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT in some breaking news from our pebblecrete suburb of Betoota Heights, a local old boy has been told to take the day off....

Friday Beer = Yummy!

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the schooner shop - Friday afternoon beer = yummy! The hard hitting news comes courtesy of a couple...

Mate Becomes A Thermal Engineer When It Comes Time To Loading Up The Esky 

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The newest plus-one inclusion to a tight-knit circle of girlfriends in Betoota Grove has today stepped up to the plate to show his...

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