Alpha Male Reckons The Microplastics Wouldn’t Stand A Chance Against His Strong Swimmers
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A local alpha male that doesn't mind a bit of plastic in his shopping trolley, has today dismissed warnings that he could be...
Anthony Albanese Puts On Large Pair Of Sunglasses And Hits Copacabana Beach For Some G20 R&R
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is soaking it all in today, it can be confirmed.
After a big day of boring af meetings...
Gold Coast Escape Rooms And DreamWorld Absolutely Packed With Non-Drinkng Pandemic-Era Schoolies
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It's being reported that Escape Rooms, Dreamworld and other non-alcoholic activities are at full capacity for the first time this schoolies.
Escape room operators...
South African In Australia Now Ecstatic That He Has People To Talk About Rugby Union With
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Local South African Eugene Van der Vyver (33) is over the moon that the Wallabies are finally seeing some success on the rugby...
Eastern States Mope Around As They Jealously Watch Perth Prepare For The West Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
“God dammit”
That’s the sentiment coming out of The Eastern Seaboard, Apple Aisle, Free Settlers and Northern Territory today whilst they gaze across at...
Tesla Owner Really Getting To Know His Local Westfield Food Court
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A local electric vehicle owner has today revealed to The Advocate how much he loves his new life style.
The Tesla driver who...
Calls Grow For Alan Jones To Be Put In A Chaff Bag And Thrown Into The Sea
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On a rainy Monday morning in Sydney, the nation's media, political and rugby union class are coming to terms with one of the...
Alan Jones Finally Arrested After Expending His Political Usefulness To The Liberal Party And Australian Media
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Australia has woken up to some Monday morning news that has to be seen to be believed.
Not the Wallabies winning a second...
NSW Police Offer Jake Paul A Job
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In a weird turn of events, Jake 'The Problem Child' Paul might become an ever bigger problem.
This might be the case if...
Dorky Dad Left Confused And Rattled As Daughter’s Trendy New Boyfriend Turns Up With A Case Of Fosters
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A Betoota Heights father of 3 has been rattled to his core today, after an interesting interaction with his youngest daughter’s new flame.
Grahame...
