Local Woman Entering Wedding Season Takes Out A Mortgage To Cover Wave Of Looming Hen’s Parties
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A late 20s city woman has today sat down with The Advocate to explain the financial plight she finds herself in.
Andrea Lam...
Famously Sooky Driver Gets Famously Sooky Team Boss Booted From Team
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The world of expensive motor car racing is abuzz today, after news that one of the sport's most prominent figures has been given...
Flakiest Mate In Group Chat Urged Not To Wait Until Pyrotechnics To Say That Something’s Come Up
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A local Tom has come under fire from his wider family and friendship network.
The local man, who has a chocolate bar named after...
British And Irish Lions At Risk Of Being Swept 3-0 After Wallabies Clinically Demolish Fiji
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A touring party of Poms, Scots, Irish (and a Welshman*, maybe?) are today trying to wrap their head around what lies in store...
Local Genius Reaches To The Back Of The Fridge And Gets Milk With 4 Day Later Expiry Date
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A local man is today being heaped with praise by his friends, family and the wider community after a GENIUS power play.
Walking...
The Smell Of England Reaches Mainland Europe After Soap Dodgers Experience 33 Degree Day
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The European mainland is today buckling under another oppressive weather event.
On top of the much maligned heatwave that has spread across the...
Elon Musk Makes A Very Powerful Enemy As Papou’s 60-Year-Old Parking Spot Gets Replaced By EV Sign
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Australia's transition to electric vehicles has hit a road block in Betoota's Flight Path District this week, as a vocal detractor emerges from...
Dormant Middle Class Rugby Tragic Emerges From His Post-Folau Slumber Ahead Of Lions Tour
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HE'S BACK: The British and Irish Lions have touched down in Australia, ahead of their opening match against the Western Force at Perth...
MAGA Bro’s Bone Spurs Really Flaring Up This Week
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One of New York's most fortunate sons has today spoke to The Advocate about his physical condition.
Alistair Hucksley-Higgins, a 34-year-old finance guy...
Trump Suggests Regime Change At Northland Shopping Centre
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US President Donald Trump has issued a stark warning to the management of Melbourne's Northland Shopping Centre, declaring the...
