Gold Coast Praised For Going 5 Months Without Racist Public Transport Incident
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Queensland's Gold Coast has been praised today by both minority groups and local politicians for managing to last 5...
Local Man Too Occupied with Underperforming Footy Sides To Give A Fuck About Election
30 June, 2016. 13:35
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Local man, Will Chapman (26) doesn't know how his mates can be so 'into this political shit' at the...
Nick Kyrgios fined for acting like a Canberra boy at Wimbledon
30 June, 2016. 12:32
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YOU'RE NOT FROM CANBERRA UNLESS you've headbutted an ADFA warrior during a big Mooseheads session or received...
Euthanasia becomes legal for people who drank prosecco the night before
29 June, 2016. 9:04
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IF YOU'RE WAKING UP FROM a long hard night on the prosecco, there's some light at...
Suspected Scottish asylum seeker boat intercepted off Christmas Island
29 June, 2016. 11:45
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PRIME MINISTER MALCOLM TURNBULL has confirmed that a party boat that went missing of Koh Samui in...
“Stop The Boats” Says Man With Four Empty Investment Properties
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Local baby boomer, Berrick Daley (64) says that he votes for whichever major party is toughest on asylum seekers.
"We can talk about gay...
Six years on, stockbrokers gather to remember and laugh about Occupy Sydney protests
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JUST A WEEK OR TWO AFTER he was made a senior portfolio manager at his boutique Martin Place private...
Tony Abbott compares rival James Mathison to a pug in vitriolic campaign memes
28 June, 2016. 16:45
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IN THE LEAD UP TO THIS election, former prime minister Tony Abbott hired somebody under 35...
Climate Change No Longer An Issue As Baby Boomers Realise Winter Still Gets A Bit Cold
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GILBERT KLOGHEART DOESN'T KNOW how the world could be heating up if the eastern seaboard has just experienced their...
Strict Aussie Gun Laws Results In Nerdy White Guys Getting Neck Tatts To Look Hard
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THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE which is why God gave us guns to defend ourselves.
However, in this socialist...
