Local Man Reckons The Only Way He’s Going To Get His Rig In Order Now Is If He Goes To Jail
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Looking down at his sloppy rig, Jerome Smeeth wonders how the hell he let his rig get so out of hand – especially...
Nation Quietly Wondering When Leader Of The Country Might Say Or Do Something About These Fires
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia is today quietly wondering when it's leader might do or say something about these fires currently ripping through NSW...
“We Need To Back Burn” Says MP Well-Known For His Ancient Aboriginal Land Management Models
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A man who is well-known for listening to the concerns and advice of blackfellas has today criticised the Greens for not listening to...
“Now Is Not The Time To Discuss How We Ignored Decades Of Warnings That This Would Happen”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Political leaders have come out swinging today to criticise anyone linking the current deadly bushfires to what caused them.
While the media opportunities of...
ScoMo To Visit Port Macquarie As Soon As He Hears Full Time Whistle At State Futsal Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has moved to assure the people of NSW that he'll be up real shortly.
This comes after 70 different...
Plan To Make Maths Compulsory In Years 11 And 12 Is Bullshit Say 107% Of Students
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A government plan to make Mathematics compulsory for Year 11 and 12 students has been slammed by a startling 107% of the student...
Review Of ALP Election Result Finds Labor Lost Because Not Enough People Voted For Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Labor's federal election review has identified one major cause for the party's shock loss in May this year. The findings have shocked the...
Report: Mum’s Already Bought Christmas Crackers?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The family of local mother Carol Thompson (57) state they are beginning to worry about the mental wellbeing of their family matriarch.
Believed...
“Who Do I Give My Slip To?” ScoMo Quietly Asks His Cultural Advisors During Cup Day TAB Visit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been caught in a bit of strife this afternoon during a Cup Day media appearance.
A popular Cronulla Hotel...
Family Forced To Move After Daughter Accidentally Destroys House With Glitter
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A Western Sydney family has lost their home and everything they own after a horrific accident on Tuesday afternoon which destroyed their modest...
