Nation In Awe Of Star Entertainment Board After They Manage To Essentially Bankrupt A Fucking CASINO
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People around the country are watching on as a fucking casino chain teeters on the brink of bankruptcy, wondering...
Greeks Invented Ramp Shot, Claims Papou
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An elder of our town's Greek community has refreshed his interest in cricket this morning.
Immediately after learning a young...
Disappointment As Would-Be National Hero Outed As Litigious Arsehole
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Lawyers for dancing nerd Rachael "Raygun" Gunn are demanding $10,000 in legal fees from the owner of a small...
Man Instantly Added To Watchlist After Ordering Tesla With White Leather
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A local man has been added to a number of federal and state watchlists today after ordering a new...
Yes, Local Hornbag WOULD Like A Glass Of Sparkling Shiraz; You Big Spunk
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
The upstairs meeting room at Remienko Memorial Airpark's Hanger 3 was buzzing last night as the team from...
Small Government Enjoyer Has His Own Power Plant
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A free thinker from our town's burgeoning suburban sprawl has told The Advocate that he believes in a world...
Regional Goth Takes One Last Look At Classmates Before Never Seeing Any Of Them Ever Again
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At Betoota Central’s Remienko Coach Station this morning, Ashton Mallory took one last look at her hometown before stepping...
As Dutton Stokes Culture Wars, Littleproud Secures The Balcony At Sunshine Beach Surf Club For Some Prawns And Ten Ice Cold Schooners Of Great Northern
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In the middle of the Sunshine Beach Surf Club’s bustling lunch crowd, Nationals Leader David Littleproud has done what...
Teals Remind Nation Who Their Wealthy Constituents Are So There’s No Surprises When There’s A Hung Parliament
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The six Teal independents in the House of Representatives have just made it clear to everyone that when there's...
Local Couple Adopt Orange Cat And Expect It To Be Chill And Funny Like Garfield
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A Betoota Heights couple is today grappling with the fallout of an ill-informed decision to adopt an orange tabby...
