David Warner’s Wardrobe Manager Applauded For Another Collection Of Fantastic Outfits
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The brilliant mind behind former cross-format cricketing great David Warner's outfits at the Adelaide Test has been lauded by...
Shock As Dutch Person Is Accused Of Being A Bit Anti-Social And Weird
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In a development that has stunned precisely no one, Dutch Formula 1 driver Max Verstappen has been accused of...
Local 14-Year-Old Plans To Vote For Trump At Next Election After Being Utterly Betrayed By Labor Social Media Ban
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A Year 8 student at Green Road State School in Betoota Heights says the Prime Minister's actions this week...
Report Finds Huge Numbers Of Australian Millennials Suffering CTE From Childhood Hulk Hand Toys
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A shocking report has revealed that thousands of millennials now suffer from CTE after being punched in the head dozens of times by...
Report: Wouldn’t Want To Be An Acai Bowl In Western Sydney Right Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs temperatures in Western Sydney are set to hit scorching levels today, it can be confirmed that every acai joint within a two...
Man Earmarked As One Of The First Against The Wall When Society Collapses Finds The Perfect Car
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A local chode, widely tipped to be among the first to go during any societal breakdown, has found his...
6 Things That Are Classy If You’re Rich But Bogan If You’re Poor
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact1. Shitting Yourself On A Holiday
Picture the scene. You’re curled into a fetal position, sweat dripping down your brow as your bowels violently...
Evil Worm Inside RFK Jnr’s Brain Keeps Telling Him To Grab That Policeman’s Gun Over There
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The evil worm that lives inside the new US Health Secretary's brain keeps on telling him to try and...
Virgin Sorry As They Move Man’s Flight Home For Christmas To Jan 3
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A local man has been left scratching his head this morning after Virgin moved his flight home on Christmas...
Friendly Christian Kid Swears Oath To Uphold The Ancient Traditions Of The Red Frogs Ahead Of Schoolies Onslaught
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A local school leaver from our town's Heights district has sworn an oath to the ancient traditions of the...
