Calls Grow For Kevin Rudd To Be Replaced By The Trump Whisperer Greg Norman
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Horse cock Queenslander Greg Norman is being touted as a possible replacement for Kevin Rudd as the Ambassador to...
Surgeon Prepares To Vote Green For The First Time After They Pledge To Wipe His $240k HECS Debt
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A local surgeon who only recently qualified is preparing himself to vote for The Greens at the upcoming Federal...
Bloke Gets Himself A Hyundai Santa Fe To Go With His Barge Arse
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A local barge arse has picked up the Hyundai Santa Fe he ordered earlier this year in a...
Jamie Oliver Shocked To Learn That He Wrote A Kids Book
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Celebrity chef and international brand name Jamie Oliver reportedly learned this week that he authored a children’s book....
Report: “Haha Whoops”
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Former Australian Rupert Murdoch has weighed into the US election debate this afternoon local time, implying that the result...
Sky News Uncle Drafts Two Equally Unhinged Text Messages For Each Election Outcome
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As the U.S. election count begins this afternoon Queensland Channel Country Time (QCCT) time, local Sky News Uncle Daryl...
Nup To The Cup? Here Are Some Alternative Horse Races That You Can Bet On Tomorrow
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For those who think the Melbourne Cup might be a bit too mainstream, or maybe you’re just tired of...
Senator Pocock Voices Concerns Over Labor’s Federal Corruption Watchdog Being A Morbidly Obese Dachshund Called ‘Mr Cheese’
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Senator for the ACT David Pocock has criticised the federal corruption watchdog, set up by Labor at the start...
“They Don’t Know How Lucky They Are” Sighs Man Looking Out Bus Window At Some Boys Deleting Pints In The Sun With Their Mates
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A local man is lamenting the one Friday he's not able to join his mates at the Gelded Seahorse...
Mate Still Desperately Trying To Sell Four Coldplay Tickets If Anyone’s Changed Their Mind
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Local man Taylor Mooch is still pushing hard to offload four Coldplay tickets in the "BUNGA BUNGA BOYS 2024"...
